Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

Kids (2007)

Richard McGonagle: Doctor

Quotes 

• [Jeff and Audrey at the doctor's office to do a fertility test] 

  Jeff Bingham : Ok. Great. So, how much do you need?

  Doctor : Excuse me?

  Audrey Bingham : He's just a little nervous. Honey, you just do your thing once and they will take what they need.

  Jeff Bingham : Oh, ok. So, can we have your office for about 10 minutes? Doc?

  Audrey Bingham : Jeff!

  Doctor : Actually, we have a private room in which you can produce the sample.

  Jeff Bingham : By myself?

  Audrey Bingham : Yes. The moment you've been practicing for all these years.

  Jeff Bingham : She's just kidding. I don't...

  Doctor : It's fine.

  Jeff Bingham : Ok, I do.

  Doctor : In the room you will find an assortment of visual aids.

  Jeff Bingham : Sex magazines?

  Doctor : Yes

  Jeff Bingham : Nice. Where are they stashed?

  Doctor : They're right there in plain view.

  Jeff Bingham : Very nice.

  [Later, Jeff in the private room, Reading a playpen magazine] 

  Jeff Bingham : Wow. Interview with Brett Favre.