Robert Sean Leonard credited as playing...
Dr. James Wilson
- Dr. James Wilson: [House and Wilson are discussing Wilson's date with Cuddy the night before] Yes, I slept with her.
- Dr. Gregory House: Seriously?
- Dr. James Wilson: No.
- Dr. Gregory House: [House looks him over] Yes you did!
- Dr. James Wilson: Yes... I did.
- Dr. Gregory House: Seriously?
- Dr. James Wilson: No.
- Dr. James Wilson: You! You! You! You were gonna let me do that?
- Dr. Gregory House: You made a compelling argument.
- Dr. James Wilson: You sent those flowers to me!
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes, because you took her to a play. And because actually you do wanna march down there and kiss her.
- Dr. James Wilson: No, I don't.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes, you do.
- Dr. James Wilson: You're right.
- Dr. Gregory House: Seriously?
- Dr. James Wilson: No. You're a jerk.
- Dr. Gregory House: Night, Wilson.
- Dr. James Wilson: Night, House.
- Dr. Gregory House: You're trying to have sex with Cuddy!
- Dr. James Wilson: [ignores House's comment] Fries?
- Dr. Gregory House: You took her to a play. You only take women to plays because...
- Dr. James Wilson: [cutting House off] No, you only take women to plays for that reason! That's your theory.
- Dr. Gregory House: Okay, then why did you take her to a play?
- Dr. James Wilson: She's a friend!
- Dr. Gregory House: Friend with a squish mitten?
- Dr. James Wilson: It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without...
- Dr. Gregory House: [interrupts] Blasphemer! She's not a friend of the opposite sex. She's a different species! She's an administrator. She's going to eat your head after she's done!