Well American pie beta house is not you're Hollywood Box office smash The movie goes straight to DVD and the old cast from the previous American pie are back. The story line is not the best but it is not the worst even with that I still found my self enjoying this Film Beta house is mainly for college kids and people with a good sense of humor, Based on silly tricks,frat house,drinking,a lot of nudity, not for you're Average thirteen year old. If u can get passed the weak storyline and u kinda like the idea of kids going crazy at college u will love this movie. This is not a family movie don't let you're kids watch this movie
60 Reviews
Obviously only watchable for the right sort of audience.
Boba_Fett113820 November 2010
The later American Pie movies are basically nothing like the earlier, classic, ones. They are cheap, fast, cash-ins, on the success and the name of the earlier movies and are incredibly simplistic and immature ones. However I won't deny that these sort of movies definitely have an audience out there. Teenagers will most probably still have fun with this movie, especially when they watch it with a couple of friends and a couple of cold ones, if they are old enough for that of course.
Really when judging this movie seriously, there is very little positive to say about it. The story is all over the place and is being filled with some highly unlikely events and characters. Really, if all schools and fraternities were like this, society would have crumbled down by now. And it's also obviously not being very realistic and actually a quite annoying thing how all of the girls are perfectly pretty ones and the guys all are well toned and can basically get every willing girl with a snap of their finger. But lets hope that nobody has the illusion that these sort of movies portray anything out of the real life and tries to be like any of the characters out of this movie.
You could say that this movie serves its purpose well enough for the right audience but of course that just doesn't make this a good movie as well. But nevertheless, for what it is, it's still being a quite amusing movie, you just shouldn't think too much about while watching it. The movie didn't annoy me as much as the previous American Pie presents movie did but it's still being a pretty bad and definitely simplistic movie.
These sort of movies probably feel more like an extended television series episode, with only some more nudity added to it than anything else really. Which makes you think; why haven't they attempted it yet to make a television series out of the American Pie franchise? It's probably cheaper to do so and you can potentially reach a wider audience with as well. The American Pie series have reach a level by now that the characters and stories feel way more appropriate for television than movie really.
Switch your brain off, get drunk or just turn yourself into a young male teenager again, in order to get a maximum amount of fun out of this movie.
5/10
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Really when judging this movie seriously, there is very little positive to say about it. The story is all over the place and is being filled with some highly unlikely events and characters. Really, if all schools and fraternities were like this, society would have crumbled down by now. And it's also obviously not being very realistic and actually a quite annoying thing how all of the girls are perfectly pretty ones and the guys all are well toned and can basically get every willing girl with a snap of their finger. But lets hope that nobody has the illusion that these sort of movies portray anything out of the real life and tries to be like any of the characters out of this movie.
You could say that this movie serves its purpose well enough for the right audience but of course that just doesn't make this a good movie as well. But nevertheless, for what it is, it's still being a quite amusing movie, you just shouldn't think too much about while watching it. The movie didn't annoy me as much as the previous American Pie presents movie did but it's still being a pretty bad and definitely simplistic movie.
These sort of movies probably feel more like an extended television series episode, with only some more nudity added to it than anything else really. Which makes you think; why haven't they attempted it yet to make a television series out of the American Pie franchise? It's probably cheaper to do so and you can potentially reach a wider audience with as well. The American Pie series have reach a level by now that the characters and stories feel way more appropriate for television than movie really.
Switch your brain off, get drunk or just turn yourself into a young male teenager again, in order to get a maximum amount of fun out of this movie.
5/10
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Fun movie for the teenager.
viktor-borlin13 December 2007
Great movie made for the teenager. It's not for the younger nor older.
American Pie Presents: Beta House was real funny and had lots, lots of nice chicks in it.
It's for the teenager eye to see! Then should not the teenager rate this movie?
Me, myself and I(Teenager i am)would say that the movie is "Eye-candy", and everybody who has seen all the other American Pie movies should see American Pie Presents: Beta House
Not the best acting, but it is OK.
Over And OUT
American Pie Presents: Beta House was real funny and had lots, lots of nice chicks in it.
It's for the teenager eye to see! Then should not the teenager rate this movie?
Me, myself and I(Teenager i am)would say that the movie is "Eye-candy", and everybody who has seen all the other American Pie movies should see American Pie Presents: Beta House
Not the best acting, but it is OK.
Over And OUT
Not worthy of the name
isbasoiuvlad6 December 2007
Although it's an R rated movie, I really doubt that you'll really enjoy it unless you're a teenager
Why? Because there's no real plot, no character development,no funny jokes.
The only thing that this movie has plenty of is nudity. Tons and tons of naked or almost naked chicks (pretty nice ones I might add) to feast your eyes on.
I really can't understand why this movie has the American Pie title since it's only a bad combination between an erotic movie and a comedy without succeeding in being either of them.
My suggestion is to watch this movie only if you want to see some naked chicks, but you're too shy to rent/buy an erotic movie.
Gave it 1/10 for the 2 smiles i had in the entire movie and another 2/10 for the nice chicks
Why? Because there's no real plot, no character development,no funny jokes.
The only thing that this movie has plenty of is nudity. Tons and tons of naked or almost naked chicks (pretty nice ones I might add) to feast your eyes on.
I really can't understand why this movie has the American Pie title since it's only a bad combination between an erotic movie and a comedy without succeeding in being either of them.
My suggestion is to watch this movie only if you want to see some naked chicks, but you're too shy to rent/buy an erotic movie.
Gave it 1/10 for the 2 smiles i had in the entire movie and another 2/10 for the nice chicks
"Lion with small penis must compensate with mighty roar."
Slickflix6 December 2007
I have to hand it to the creative team behind these "American Pie" movies. "Direct To DVD" typically is synonymous with cheap, incompetent film-making. Yet last year I was pleasantly surprised when I found myself thoroughly enjoying the DVD sequel "The Naked Mile". The filmmakers took advantage of the opportunity to deliver a raunchy, yet funny little film. This year they offer up the followup, "Beta House". This is the honest truth, "Beta House" makes the first few "American Pie" movies look like "The Little Mermaid".
This is no holds barred, tasteless, laugh-out loud fun. Sure, the story is a bit thin, but that's the beauty of the whole thing. Within the first 10 minutes we're introduced to the all the main characters, the new supporting characters, get a handful of raunchy gags, meet the villains, and establish the general plot-line. With all that out of the way, the movie becomes a no-limits ride. The gags are a plenty, and they DID NOT hold back in this one. I'm talking male semen, urine, dildos, chicks-with-dicks, sex with sheep, female orgazim sprays, and plenty more. Not to mention the fact that not a minute goes by without boobs or a sex scene.
Returning from "The Naked Mile" are John White, Jake Siegel, Steve Talley, and Eugene Levy (in a similar supporting role as the last few films). The entire cast does fine work. Steve Talley (Dwight Stifler), in particular, has a great energy and screen presence. I predict good things for him. The film is also loaded with great movie references for those who keep their eyes open. By far the biggest laugh of the film for me was "The Deerhunter" parody. Classic.
The bottom line is, if you're a fan of the series, you'll feel right at home with "Beta House". It really pushes the limits of good taste, but in the end is pretty damn funny.
This is no holds barred, tasteless, laugh-out loud fun. Sure, the story is a bit thin, but that's the beauty of the whole thing. Within the first 10 minutes we're introduced to the all the main characters, the new supporting characters, get a handful of raunchy gags, meet the villains, and establish the general plot-line. With all that out of the way, the movie becomes a no-limits ride. The gags are a plenty, and they DID NOT hold back in this one. I'm talking male semen, urine, dildos, chicks-with-dicks, sex with sheep, female orgazim sprays, and plenty more. Not to mention the fact that not a minute goes by without boobs or a sex scene.
Returning from "The Naked Mile" are John White, Jake Siegel, Steve Talley, and Eugene Levy (in a similar supporting role as the last few films). The entire cast does fine work. Steve Talley (Dwight Stifler), in particular, has a great energy and screen presence. I predict good things for him. The film is also loaded with great movie references for those who keep their eyes open. By far the biggest laugh of the film for me was "The Deerhunter" parody. Classic.
The bottom line is, if you're a fan of the series, you'll feel right at home with "Beta House". It really pushes the limits of good taste, but in the end is pretty damn funny.
I wish there was a voting option for negative 10
celeste-kelly19 October 2012
I don't usually register and make comments. But this Movie was so lacking in everything I had to watch it all the way through, to make sure someone wasn't playing a sick joke.
The acting was vapid (if you can call it that) the plot was non existent. I appreciate tits and ass, as much as the next guy, but honestly I've seen classier porn.
can I do any better?....sure, I went for a crap two hours ago. I was surprised to see that Eugene Levy was caught seen alive in that complete and utter waste of time. It's Movies like these that end acting careers.
The acting was vapid (if you can call it that) the plot was non existent. I appreciate tits and ass, as much as the next guy, but honestly I've seen classier porn.
can I do any better?....sure, I went for a crap two hours ago. I was surprised to see that Eugene Levy was caught seen alive in that complete and utter waste of time. It's Movies like these that end acting careers.
Not so bad
jdebevc9 December 2007
This movie is plain fun.I has nothing to do with the original America Pie, but it is fun to watch.
Another try, but better than Band camp and The naked mile, at least funnier.
Just after first five minutes i was laughing my ass out, so I decided to call my friend and we would watch it together.We had a few beers and we had fun.
You will not find any deep message in this movie, but it's worth watching.
So, lay back and just enjoy.
Another try, but better than Band camp and The naked mile, at least funnier.
Just after first five minutes i was laughing my ass out, so I decided to call my friend and we would watch it together.We had a few beers and we had fun.
You will not find any deep message in this movie, but it's worth watching.
So, lay back and just enjoy.
Doesn't live up to the American Pie name, except for the sex
BlinkFlame3 June 2009
American Pie: Beta House is sort of in limbo between genres. On the one hand, it's a comedy with no plot and few genuinely clever jokes. On the other hand, it's porno that's a tad too soft-core to actually turn on any viewers. Essentially Beta House is a collage of sex scenes - some humiliating, others just lame attempts at humor - with a couple thin plot points thrown in an effort at cohesiveness. The characters are barely even two-dimensional, most development relies on knowledge of Naked Mile, and the "important" plot scenes are so far apart that you wonder why the writers even felt the need for a story.
In all fairness, I did not go into this movie without expectations. I liked the original three American Pie movies, and thought Band Camp and Naked Mile were solid rentals. I thought Naked Mile was almost good enough to be released in theaters, and so when I saw that some of the same characters were returning for Beta House, I was excited to see this installment. I was aware that there would be numerous scenes of debauchery and sexual humiliation in multiple forms. And I was fine with it, because in the past, these scenes were backed by the story and were well integrated into the plot. In Beta House, however, it's almost as if the writers forgot why the formula in the other AP movies worked. They spent too much energy working in the nudity that they forgot to actually write a story.
This movie is a disappointment and not even worth a one-dollar rental. The jokes are lame, the story is non-existent, and the porno-aspect is too tame if that's all you really care about seeing.
In all fairness, I did not go into this movie without expectations. I liked the original three American Pie movies, and thought Band Camp and Naked Mile were solid rentals. I thought Naked Mile was almost good enough to be released in theaters, and so when I saw that some of the same characters were returning for Beta House, I was excited to see this installment. I was aware that there would be numerous scenes of debauchery and sexual humiliation in multiple forms. And I was fine with it, because in the past, these scenes were backed by the story and were well integrated into the plot. In Beta House, however, it's almost as if the writers forgot why the formula in the other AP movies worked. They spent too much energy working in the nudity that they forgot to actually write a story.
This movie is a disappointment and not even worth a one-dollar rental. The jokes are lame, the story is non-existent, and the porno-aspect is too tame if that's all you really care about seeing.
Stifler Returns!
gmarrast7 January 2008
Wow, this was another good spin off of the original American pie, not as good as band camp, but definitely a lot better the naked mile. Dwight and Erik stifler lead the comedy in this one, but I actually preferred the dialogue in this one to the naked mile. The script was written a lot better and the comedy flowed more smoothly, however most of the comedy came from sex, but that's okay because that's why we watch these movies anyway right?
The midget Rock also had a really good cameo, considering the intense effort given by him in the naked mile, his scene with stifler was awesome and had me laughing my ass off when i saw it.
The movie was a definite improvement in my opinion compared to the naked mile, if you liked any previous American Pie films, you should like beta house, unless you view all of the American pie spin-offs a waste of money.
The midget Rock also had a really good cameo, considering the intense effort given by him in the naked mile, his scene with stifler was awesome and had me laughing my ass off when i saw it.
The movie was a definite improvement in my opinion compared to the naked mile, if you liked any previous American Pie films, you should like beta house, unless you view all of the American pie spin-offs a waste of money.
funny
thegoods718 April 2012
This movie is not really connected to American Pie it's just presented by American Pie. the only connection is they use the Stifler name. The movie is very funny with crude humor. it's another funny college movie for anyone who is still in college can laugh at and even people who aren't in college can reminisce on their college days. Erik Stifler is joining beta with his friends and they are required to complete a pledge board with funny and random tasks. they then are battling a rival fraternity for dominance on campus and compete in the Greek olympiad. this movie is too good to pass up it's got girls and parties, what more do you need.
another slice of pie!!!
martin_gb6 December 2007
i just watched the movie i was afraid it's gonna disappoint me. i was rather surprised at the end though. The American pie franchise is still in my favorite franchise movies of all times. yes, it won't be true if i say that i enjoyed it as mush as i enjoyed the original ones. beta house along with the previous two pies definitely lost something that the first two pies had.it is not gonna become a classic as the first two already did. but what the hell-it is still funny with a lot of good moments and i think it should be the first movie to pick if you wanna have fun and relax after a hard day at work or school. beta house deserves 6/10 but i gave it 7/10 just for being another slice of PIE.
Another American Pie wannabe...
dj_stv6 December 2007
Why do they even try? I mean, come on, how long they think the whole "Stifler" hype will last? Just stop it! It's not even funny anymore, it's just sad...
As you figured out from the title of the movie, Beta House, is about a fraternity, freshmen, girls and, the most original part of them all, falling in love. Of course, the guy that has his way with the chicks is Stifler, who, along with his mates, tries to complete another apparently impossible task. I won't reveal more about this "original" plot in order not to spoil your fun, if you decide to watch this "class A comedy".
To sum it up: awful acting + dull script + wrong use of the American Pie franchise = total waste of time! This movie is unbearable, but if u decide to see it after all, make sure you bring your friends. Hey, at least you won't suffer alone! :))
As you figured out from the title of the movie, Beta House, is about a fraternity, freshmen, girls and, the most original part of them all, falling in love. Of course, the guy that has his way with the chicks is Stifler, who, along with his mates, tries to complete another apparently impossible task. I won't reveal more about this "original" plot in order not to spoil your fun, if you decide to watch this "class A comedy".
To sum it up: awful acting + dull script + wrong use of the American Pie franchise = total waste of time! This movie is unbearable, but if u decide to see it after all, make sure you bring your friends. Hey, at least you won't suffer alone! :))
Good by porno standards, terrible by regular movie standards.
thebrighteyes14 May 2008
So, American Pie: Beta House is the 6th American Pie movie in the series. Although, it really has nothing to do with the original three American Pie movies except some of the characters are supposed to be related to the characters in the original trilogy and Eugene Levy is in it (can't that guy get better gigs?).
There is very little to compliment this movie on. There aren't any funny jokes. The acting is painful to watch, especially the girl with the "southern" accent which sounds more like a Canadian's impersonation of a British woman pretending to be a hillbilly by using the word "ya'll." This movie makes me feel like such an idiot. Why didn't I apply to a college where nobody goes to class (but everybody gets good grades), girls consistently take their clothes off in public, everybody has promiscuous unprotected sex without the burden of babies and STIs, and you can ejaculate all over a girl's family photos without her minding? Really, this series has lowered itself to the standards of softcore porn. Maybe for the next one, they'll finally break down and hire Ron Jeremy as the lead. I'm sure they can just tie it in to the series by making his character Stifler's 3rd uncle once removed or something like that.
There is very little to compliment this movie on. There aren't any funny jokes. The acting is painful to watch, especially the girl with the "southern" accent which sounds more like a Canadian's impersonation of a British woman pretending to be a hillbilly by using the word "ya'll." This movie makes me feel like such an idiot. Why didn't I apply to a college where nobody goes to class (but everybody gets good grades), girls consistently take their clothes off in public, everybody has promiscuous unprotected sex without the burden of babies and STIs, and you can ejaculate all over a girl's family photos without her minding? Really, this series has lowered itself to the standards of softcore porn. Maybe for the next one, they'll finally break down and hire Ron Jeremy as the lead. I'm sure they can just tie it in to the series by making his character Stifler's 3rd uncle once removed or something like that.
Betas vs Geeks in a decent solid Direct to DVD sequel to the previous installment "The Naked Mile"
NightmareOnElmStreetFan15 September 2019
"The Naked Mile" and "Beta House" are two spin off movies from the "American Pie" franchise that I like. For a Direct - to DVD it is a solid, decent hilarious film. It could have been better, but it was made on low budget movie. It is a another good movie. I enjoy this film just like I enjoy "The Naked Mile". This is well "American Pie" lovely film, my fourth favorite "American Pie" film.
Erik Stifler (John White) and Dwight Stifler (Steve Talley) both returns in this sequel. Erik Stifler now is dumped from his girlfriend Tracy (Jessy Schram), goes to college and joins fraternity Beta House which his cousin Dwight Stifler is the leader of the Betas. A group of this nerds geeks are threaten the Betas and decide to destroy the college group once and for all. Geeks leader is Edgar Willis (Tyrone Savage) and he want's to shut down Stifler and the Betas forever. So Edgar challenges the Beta House to the Greek Olympiad, with the winners taking the loser's House. So Dwight asks Noah Levenstein yes Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) for his help to win this competition.
More characters from the previous installment "The Naked Mile" return back to this movie: John White, Steve Talley, Jake Siegel, Eugene Levy, Christopher McDonald, Dan Petronijevic, Jax Smith and Jordan Prentice has a cameo role as Rock.
Here are the actors and actresses from "The Naked Mile" that does not return I don't know why: Jessy Schram, Ross Thomas, Maria Ricossa, Jordan Madley and Melanie Merkosky I wish that everyone would return. That kinda dissapointed me that these actors and sexy actresses like Jessy Schram did not return for the sequel. I don't know why actor Ross Thomas did not return to this sequel because, he was one of the main stars from the previous movie that was closest friend of Erik.
I always liked The Naked Mile and Beta House spin off movies from American Pie they are good decent solid Direct to DVD movies.
Actress Meghan Heffern as Ashley Thomas new love interest for Erik did a good decent job and she was a fine beautiful lady. John White and Steve Talley were both great and they did a fine job. I enjoy their characters Stiflers. The cast did a fine job and the acting was solid in this movie. I enjoy Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein in all these movies. Eugene Levy is gorgeous, smart and intelligent as he shines in the role as Noah Levenstein as he does other people his advices and helps them out. Andrew Waller did a good job directing this film I like the ideas they went too good direction from the director.
The problems that I did had was the Greek Olympiad contest between Betas and Geeks. That tournament between those two fraternities was not well executed, I was disappointed. The contest was already used in Revenge of the Nerds (1984). Nerds in that film challenged Alpha Beta in to Greek Games and in that film it was well executed, here it wasn't. Some jokes wasnt that funny at all.
The story is a bit thin, but that is the beauty of the whole thing. This movie come in December 2007. I really like this film, they are some problemns I did not like. Coozeman (Jake Siegel) when he has sex with his girlfriend in the finale Denise (Sarah Power) and that sperm fly's in his face, I thought that was gross and disgusting. I hate it when Edgar had a sex with a sheep disgusting. Overall I like the film 7/10 in my opinion MILES way better than Band Camp and The Book of Love those movies are stinkers, Beta House isn't.
Erik Stifler (John White) and Dwight Stifler (Steve Talley) both returns in this sequel. Erik Stifler now is dumped from his girlfriend Tracy (Jessy Schram), goes to college and joins fraternity Beta House which his cousin Dwight Stifler is the leader of the Betas. A group of this nerds geeks are threaten the Betas and decide to destroy the college group once and for all. Geeks leader is Edgar Willis (Tyrone Savage) and he want's to shut down Stifler and the Betas forever. So Edgar challenges the Beta House to the Greek Olympiad, with the winners taking the loser's House. So Dwight asks Noah Levenstein yes Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) for his help to win this competition.
More characters from the previous installment "The Naked Mile" return back to this movie: John White, Steve Talley, Jake Siegel, Eugene Levy, Christopher McDonald, Dan Petronijevic, Jax Smith and Jordan Prentice has a cameo role as Rock.
Here are the actors and actresses from "The Naked Mile" that does not return I don't know why: Jessy Schram, Ross Thomas, Maria Ricossa, Jordan Madley and Melanie Merkosky I wish that everyone would return. That kinda dissapointed me that these actors and sexy actresses like Jessy Schram did not return for the sequel. I don't know why actor Ross Thomas did not return to this sequel because, he was one of the main stars from the previous movie that was closest friend of Erik.
I always liked The Naked Mile and Beta House spin off movies from American Pie they are good decent solid Direct to DVD movies.
Actress Meghan Heffern as Ashley Thomas new love interest for Erik did a good decent job and she was a fine beautiful lady. John White and Steve Talley were both great and they did a fine job. I enjoy their characters Stiflers. The cast did a fine job and the acting was solid in this movie. I enjoy Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein in all these movies. Eugene Levy is gorgeous, smart and intelligent as he shines in the role as Noah Levenstein as he does other people his advices and helps them out. Andrew Waller did a good job directing this film I like the ideas they went too good direction from the director.
The problems that I did had was the Greek Olympiad contest between Betas and Geeks. That tournament between those two fraternities was not well executed, I was disappointed. The contest was already used in Revenge of the Nerds (1984). Nerds in that film challenged Alpha Beta in to Greek Games and in that film it was well executed, here it wasn't. Some jokes wasnt that funny at all.
The story is a bit thin, but that is the beauty of the whole thing. This movie come in December 2007. I really like this film, they are some problemns I did not like. Coozeman (Jake Siegel) when he has sex with his girlfriend in the finale Denise (Sarah Power) and that sperm fly's in his face, I thought that was gross and disgusting. I hate it when Edgar had a sex with a sheep disgusting. Overall I like the film 7/10 in my opinion MILES way better than Band Camp and The Book of Love those movies are stinkers, Beta House isn't.
This Pie Has Gone Rotten !!!
manzworld6662 June 2008
For those with little time on their hands, I'll sum it up quickly, in one word...pathetic. There are a lot of good examples as to why this movie fits perfectly under that description. So much so that you can barely go through 2 minutes of screen time without seeing something completely stupid and pointless forced upon you. Want a fully naked woman in the first 10 minutes? You got it! The reason she appears is so pointless though that it really sets the tone for the rest of this piece of juvenile crap. You can almost glimpse into the deluded minds of the 12 year old boys that wrote this piece of garbage just by watching this crap that they expect the public to actually pay for!!??!!!
I've watched many a movie franchise decline over the years, but American Pie;Beta House has to be one of the worst offenders when you consider that despite the average nature of the original movie, it's still a thousand times funnier than this dreck.
The plot is predictable, and sometimes you actually feel like you're watching a school play. The things that happen in this movie are so unrealistic that it takes a lot of suspension of disbelief to actually watch it (we're talking Star Wars levels of suspension, like the kind you need to convince yourself Jar Jar is real)
The plot is paper thin and mostly the events that transpire are only there to show another pair of breasts or set up yet another pathetic joke. There is no acting talent to speak of, all you get is a bunch of pretty boys trying to make us laugh. And ohhh how they fail!!!! Every gag falls flat and the only thing I laughed at was how socially unaware the scriptwriters appear to be. How else can you explain the bulls**t they try to pass off as a story?
They pass up every opportunity to do something worthwhile and entertaining in favour of badly written, lowest common denominator nonsense. The characters have to complete a set number of tasks before they are accepted as members of Beta House, but this is dealt with mostly by a series of very brief montages that imply that they are completing the tasks but we see little to no evidence of it actually happening. Its a very lazy way of telling a story. It also misses opportunities to be funny in doing so.(Imagine say The Wizard of Oz where all the important events happened offscreen instead of on it, and all we see is Dorothy high-fiving the Scarecrow every now and again and saying "Gee that sure was a great adventure we just had back then") Lazy. Lazy. LAZY!!!!
The female characters have little or nothing to say. All they do is get naked for no apparent reason and are used as visual props through most of the movie. You braindeads that only seek T&A will not be disappointed, but for that reason alone shame on you. If you buy this on DVD you will be contributing to the downfall of society in your own special way. Congratulations.
I've watched many a movie franchise decline over the years, but American Pie;Beta House has to be one of the worst offenders when you consider that despite the average nature of the original movie, it's still a thousand times funnier than this dreck.
The plot is predictable, and sometimes you actually feel like you're watching a school play. The things that happen in this movie are so unrealistic that it takes a lot of suspension of disbelief to actually watch it (we're talking Star Wars levels of suspension, like the kind you need to convince yourself Jar Jar is real)
The plot is paper thin and mostly the events that transpire are only there to show another pair of breasts or set up yet another pathetic joke. There is no acting talent to speak of, all you get is a bunch of pretty boys trying to make us laugh. And ohhh how they fail!!!! Every gag falls flat and the only thing I laughed at was how socially unaware the scriptwriters appear to be. How else can you explain the bulls**t they try to pass off as a story?
They pass up every opportunity to do something worthwhile and entertaining in favour of badly written, lowest common denominator nonsense. The characters have to complete a set number of tasks before they are accepted as members of Beta House, but this is dealt with mostly by a series of very brief montages that imply that they are completing the tasks but we see little to no evidence of it actually happening. Its a very lazy way of telling a story. It also misses opportunities to be funny in doing so.(Imagine say The Wizard of Oz where all the important events happened offscreen instead of on it, and all we see is Dorothy high-fiving the Scarecrow every now and again and saying "Gee that sure was a great adventure we just had back then") Lazy. Lazy. LAZY!!!!
The female characters have little or nothing to say. All they do is get naked for no apparent reason and are used as visual props through most of the movie. You braindeads that only seek T&A will not be disappointed, but for that reason alone shame on you. If you buy this on DVD you will be contributing to the downfall of society in your own special way. Congratulations.
Watch it only if you have nothing else to do
Gordon-1116 December 2007
This film is the sixth installment of American Pie, and it is based on the sexual mischiefs of a fraternity.
"American Pie Presents: Beta House" is filled with very gross toilet humour. In this film, the plot is quite crazy, uninspired and crude. There is not even any reference to pies anymore. It is obvious that they are unable to come up with any better jokes. The toilet humour only serves to disgust. I mean, squirting girls, uncontrollable vomits and black out guy? The last American Pie, The Naked Mile was bad enough but this is worse. "American Pie Presents: Beta House" is disappointing, but at least it is better than the similar film "Pledge This". You should only watch it if you have absolutely nothing else to do.
"American Pie Presents: Beta House" is filled with very gross toilet humour. In this film, the plot is quite crazy, uninspired and crude. There is not even any reference to pies anymore. It is obvious that they are unable to come up with any better jokes. The toilet humour only serves to disgust. I mean, squirting girls, uncontrollable vomits and black out guy? The last American Pie, The Naked Mile was bad enough but this is worse. "American Pie Presents: Beta House" is disappointing, but at least it is better than the similar film "Pledge This". You should only watch it if you have absolutely nothing else to do.
bad script but has its moments
glados7 December 2007
Well, this genre usually doesn't try to conquer the pinnacle of story telling, and that's fine. This is for people who enjoy watching hot chicks and silly, often gross humor. As far as chicks go, remember Naked Mile and add many more. That's probably the best part of the movie. The humor is OK, but is becoming somewhat recycled and predictable. There are some pretty funny semen scenes again, and a few other good jokes. Also some great puking scenes. The dialogs are generally quite dumb, and several times I felt like the movie was dragging. Overall, not bad, but certainly one of the weaker American Pies. If they made a more involving story and wrote better dialogs, this could had been great.
a lot of boobs and no real plot
m_eichhoff16 January 2008
This was the worst film i have seen for a long time.
Not only that it has nearly nothing to do with the other American Pie movies, the story is obvious, flat and absolutely not funny.
The girls are nice though, but spending your time watching a cheap soft porno would possibly be greater than watching this film.
This film seems to be a very bad made sex ad, made for an audience that is not older than 12.
I never visited an American college, but i would seriously doubt that anyone who did could really laugh about any of the scenes.
Save your time, do something else.
Not only that it has nearly nothing to do with the other American Pie movies, the story is obvious, flat and absolutely not funny.
The girls are nice though, but spending your time watching a cheap soft porno would possibly be greater than watching this film.
This film seems to be a very bad made sex ad, made for an audience that is not older than 12.
I never visited an American college, but i would seriously doubt that anyone who did could really laugh about any of the scenes.
Save your time, do something else.
Getting things straight
iahoo_aidi10 February 2008
* Firstly, although many say it is the worst of the series, i don't think that it is true,considering this one ideally reflects the 21 century teen mentality .it brings perfect opportunities to make you laugh and remind you of the good teenager times when you would have liked to have same fun as the characters do.
* I Agree with the fact that it is a teenager movie but comedy movies nowadays aren't supposed to be for teenagers?i mean... cinemas are mostly the place for teenagers to hang out; plus ,seeing such a movie during a sleepover or something like that is very good for having a very good time.
* Many comment about the amount of nudity in this movie. Well...let's get real...doesn't that reflect the thoughts of teen guys like those from the movie? what would you like to see...smart books,romantic stuff? that is not at all what would be in those teenagers' minds ...
* To conclude, i think that if you are a teenager, you must absolutely see the movie, and even if you are a real grown up man or a woman, you should see it if you still have a teen mind or you often think about how it was being a teenager,or things like that. Thanks for reading!
* I Agree with the fact that it is a teenager movie but comedy movies nowadays aren't supposed to be for teenagers?i mean... cinemas are mostly the place for teenagers to hang out; plus ,seeing such a movie during a sleepover or something like that is very good for having a very good time.
* Many comment about the amount of nudity in this movie. Well...let's get real...doesn't that reflect the thoughts of teen guys like those from the movie? what would you like to see...smart books,romantic stuff? that is not at all what would be in those teenagers' minds ...
* To conclude, i think that if you are a teenager, you must absolutely see the movie, and even if you are a real grown up man or a woman, you should see it if you still have a teen mind or you often think about how it was being a teenager,or things like that. Thanks for reading!
10+ years in the making and still hangs up
StiflerAtem17 March 2018
This one had a good first act, but has a little bit of an advantage, because most of the characters were already developed! This movie also has a better third friend, in Bobby! Ryan wasn't bad, and I actually really liked him, but there was no comic relief, and all the characters were very similar! He was also way too similar to Dwight! Bobby is funny, kind of different from the rest, and not to be rude or "fat shame", but he doesn't look tall and fit, or just skinny, like the rest, which is nice to not just see a bunch of jocks hanging out together!
This movie was a lot of fun and it was a cool look into Hollywoods poor portrayal of Greek Life, but it was very flawed. The quality of the American Pie movies goes down every time it seems, but they always guarantee laughter and entertainment.
(Eugene Levy) Noah Levenstein kills it again!
Expect a lot of breasts and horny college students, and booze. Pretty much have the stereotype set up.
Big fan overall!
Why?!
Clay-Pigeon17 December 2007
Considering how boring "The Naked Mile" was and how bland and unfunny the characters were, who in their right mind thought it would be a good idea to do a direct sequel to what was arguably the franchise's worst entry?! Really? Did anyone really care enough about the lame Stifler cousins and their dorky friend to warrant another film about them? If they insist on killing the American Pie series with all these direct-to-DVD sequels, at least keep doing different movies with different characters. "The Naked Mile" was so disappointing that I held out hope that maybe the next one, with hopefully better characters, setting and story, will revive the series. But no. Instead they made the mistake of picking up where the last one left off. This one's even worst than the last. Forgetting that the Pie films are supposed to be sex comedies, the writers forgo the comedy part entirely and focus on the sex instead. Yes, children. If you see enough breasts you won't notice that the cast has no talent and the movie has no script or budget. Nothing new is brought to the table here. No attempt is even made to bring anything new. It's sad considering "Band Camp's" admirable attempt to bring the original theatrical film's mixture of comedy, gross-out humor and endearing characters to the made-for-DVD series. It may have not fully succeeded but at least it tried. The same can't be said for the abortions known as "Naked Mile" and "Beta House". The only good thing I can say about "Beta House" is that at least actor Ross Thomas had the good sense to stay away from this one.
It's really, really trashy and I like it.
GiraffeDoor17 April 2019
Excellent softcore pornography with a comedic relish that also captures the romance of collegiate rivalry where fraternity parties make classical Bacchanalias look like my auntie Gretel's tea parties.
A lot of panache and imagination with an army of actors who know what they're doing.
A lot of panache and imagination with an army of actors who know what they're doing.
"Its a perfectly natural thing!!"
khn_hassan11 November 2008
Why would you watch this movie? Because you like to have some fun!simple as that! why would you say This ain't the movie for The American Pie fans?? i don get it.. its the other way around man! its actually a movie for them specially! You wont like this movie if you sit to compare this with the First three.They were actually awesome but hey you cant just deny that these last three movies are pretty good too! And i found the Beta house best among them. In-fact this one have some stuffs that no other teen move has. I ve watched characters starting from "D***break" to "F***mouth" all ov em, trust me, but man Stiflers are special.. So..Go son have a shot at it, if you want one more slice of the pie and you wont say nothing but Yammy..
Pleasantly surprising T&A old school college movie.
justind-512 January 2008
Ti%s and As*, lots of boobies. Some great characters, fun filled pranks and well put together teen action in this spin off of the Amercan Pie franchise. This feels like really OLD SCHOOL. It feels a bit like Porkys for the 2000's. Some great funny characters combined with some very humorous situations make this one a real surprise for me.
Whilst the original cast is all but gone except for one, this movie I found really entertaining. Lets not get too excited, you have to take it for the booby teen comedy that it is, but for what it is, it excels. The characters are likable and funny, the girls are hotter than hell. The fun and games are hilarious, with some stuff I've never seen before in comedies, they make me cringe but laugh at the same time.
So ignore the haters and give this a run and see what you think. Don't expect the classic American Pie, but expect something that should make you laugh and spark your attention for an hour or so.
Whilst the original cast is all but gone except for one, this movie I found really entertaining. Lets not get too excited, you have to take it for the booby teen comedy that it is, but for what it is, it excels. The characters are likable and funny, the girls are hotter than hell. The fun and games are hilarious, with some stuff I've never seen before in comedies, they make me cringe but laugh at the same time.
So ignore the haters and give this a run and see what you think. Don't expect the classic American Pie, but expect something that should make you laugh and spark your attention for an hour or so.
Do not take this film seriously
joshuagomez-377-46947322 May 2012
This film must be viewed from a certain point of view. This view would include taking out most aspects of a good film such as plot, good acting and character development. It also should not be compared to the original trilogy.
Now that you have a laid back approach and presumably low expectations you can watch the film for what it truly is.
Simple Fun
If you are into exaggerated college parties, crude humour and exposed females as well as various other gags then you might just enjoy this film.
Now that you have a laid back approach and presumably low expectations you can watch the film for what it truly is.
Simple Fun
If you are into exaggerated college parties, crude humour and exposed females as well as various other gags then you might just enjoy this film.
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