Doctor Who (TV Series)

Smith and Jones (2007)

David Tennant: The Doctor

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• The Doctor : All I need to do is expel it. If I concentrate, shift the radiation... out my body into one spot... inside my left shoe. Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it.

  The Doctor : [jumps up and down shaking his left foot]  Out! Out! Ow, ow, ow. Ow. ow, ow, ah! Hah, hah, itches! Itches! Itches! Itches! Oh, ooh, hold on...

  The Doctor : [then rips off his shoe and throws it in a trash can]  There we go! Done.

  Martha Jones : You're completely mad.

  The Doctor : You're right. I look daft with one shoe.

  [takes off other shoe and chucks it in the same bin] 

  The Doctor : Barefoot on the moon!

• The Doctor : Have you seen? There are these... things. These... great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions! Look, they're all fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely, I said to my wife, I said, I recommend this place to anyone. But then we end up on the moon! And...

  [faltering] 

  The Doctor : did I mention the rhinos?

• Martha Jones , The Doctor : [on the TARDIS, The Doctor mouthing along silently]  It's bigger on the inside!

  The Doctor : [aloud]  Is it? I hadn't noticed.

• Mr. Stoker : That's only to be expected. There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by - anyone?

  The Doctor : Benjamin Franklin.

  Mr. Stoker : Correct.

  The Doctor : My mate Ben. That was a day and a half: I got rope burns off that kite, and then I got soaked...

  Mr. Stoker : ...Quite.

  The Doctor : ...and then I got electrocuted!

  Mr. Stoker : Moving on.

  Mr. Stoker : [to a nurse]  I think perhaps a visit from psychiatric.

• [the TARDIS begins rematerializing in front of Martha Jones immediately after it had just left, the displaced air pushing her back] 

  The Doctor : [exiting TARDIS holding his tie]  Told you.

  Martha Jones : [the Doctor puts his tie back on as Martha speaks]  No, but... but that was this morning. Bu - Did you - Oh, my God, you can travel in time! But hold on: if you could see me this morning, why didn't you tell me not to go into work?

  The Doctor : [in a serious tone]  Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

• The Doctor : What's wrong with this computer? Judoon must've locked it down. Judoon platoon upon the moon...

• [the Doctor walks up and accosts Martha Jones in Chancellor Street on her way to work, her having no idea who he is] 

  The Doctor : Like so!

  The Doctor : [the Doctor removes his tie and holds it up to her]  See?

  [the Doctor walks off leaving an amused and befuddled Martha Jones behind to go on to her work] 

• The Doctor : They're making a catalogue. That means they're after something non-human, which is very bad news for me.

  Martha Jones : Why?

  [the Doctor looks at her] 

  Martha Jones : Oh, you're kidding me. Don't be ridiculous!

  [pause] 

  Martha Jones : Stop looking at me like that.

  The Doctor : Come on then.

• The Doctor : We might die.

  Martha Jones : We might not.

  The Doctor : [gives an approving/measuring look]  Good.

• Martha Jones : That wasn't very clever, running around outside, was it?

  The Doctor : Sorry?

  Martha Jones : In Chancellor Street, this morning? Came up to me and took your tie off.

  The Doctor : [amazed]  Really? What'd I do that for?

  Martha Jones : I don't know, you just did.

  The Doctor : Not me. I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.

  Martha Jones : Well, that's weird, 'cause it looked like you. Have you got a brother?

  The Doctor : No, not anymore. Just me.

• [the Doctor and Martha are hiding from the Judoon] 

  The Doctor : Ah, you've got a little shop. I like a little shop!

• Martha Jones : What's that thing?

  The Doctor : Sonic screwdriver.

  Martha Jones : Well if you're not going to answer me properly.

  The Doctor : No, really it is. It's a screwdriver, and it's... sonic. Look.

  Martha Jones : [scoffing]  What else have you got? A laser spanner?

  The Doctor : I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman.

• Martha Jones : That's aliens. Real aliens. Real proper aliens.

  The Doctor : [the Doctor responds sternly]  Judoon.

• [last lines] 

  The Doctor : Now then, close down the gravitic anomalizer, fire up the helmic regulator, and finally, the handbrake. Ready?

  Martha Jones : [smiling]  No.

  The Doctor : Off we go.

  [the Doctor pulls down a lever and the TARDIS violently shudders into takeoff, tossing them both off-balance] 

  Martha Jones : Blimey, it's a bit bumpy!

  The Doctor : Welcome aboard, Miss Jones!

  Martha Jones : [shaking his hand across a console panel]  It's my pleasure Mister Smith.

  [trailer for next episode, then credits] 

• Martha Jones : What are Judoon?

  The Doctor : They're like police. Well, police for hire. They're more like interplanetary thugs.

  Martha Jones : And they brought us to the moon?

  The Doctor : Neutral territory. According to Galactic Law, they got no jurisdiction over the Earth and they isolated it.

• The Doctor : I just thought, since you saved my life and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver that needs road-testing, you might fancy a trip.

  Martha Jones : What, into space?

  The Doctor : Well.

  Martha Jones : But I can't. I've got exams. I've got things to do. I've got to go into town first thing to pay the rent, I've got my family going mad...

  The Doctor : If it helps, I can travel in time as well.

  Martha Jones : Get out of here.

  The Doctor : I can.

  Martha Jones : Come on, now. That's going too far.

  The Doctor : I can prove it.

  [the Doctor steps into the TARDIS and closes the door. Martha watches amazed as it dematerializes] 

• Martha Jones : So what is that thing? And where's it from, Planet Zovirax?

  The Doctor : It's just a Slab. They're called Slabs. Basic slave drones. You see? Solid leather all the way through. Someone has got one hell of a fetish.