Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Proposal: Part 2 (2000)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Rachel Green : Phoebe! You picked Joey AND Ross! You cannot have two backups!
Phoebe Buffay : Of course I can. It's just good sense to back up your backup. Look, I've already lost Chandler.
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Rachel Green : Phoebe, you can't have both of them; you have to pick one.
Joey Tribbiani : Pick me.
Dr. Ross Geller : No, pick me. I don't want to end up an old maid.
Phoebe Buffay : Alright; well, let's see... Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boat. This is hard.
Joey Tribbiani : This is crazy. Hey, look - I want to switch to Rachel.
Dr. Ross Geller : Ooh, I want to switch to Rachel, too.
Phoebe Buffay : No, wait - just wait. Don't make any rash decisions. OK, just remember my promise. If we get married... three times a week.
Rachel Green : Oh, my God, Phoebe.
Phoebe Buffay : I'm talking about massages.
Rachel Green : Oh.
[when Rachel looks away, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths the words "No I'm not"]
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Rachel Green : Some people make deals with a friend - like if neither of them are married by the time they're 40, they marry each other.
Phoebe Buffay : You mean a backup.
Rachel Green : Yeah - exactly.
Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, yeah; I've got that.
Phoebe Buffay : You do? Who?
Phoebe Buffay : Joey.
Rachel Green : Joey? Are you serious?
Phoebe Buffay : Yeah; I locked him in years ago.
Rachel Green : Wait - so if neither of you are married by the time you're 40, you're gonna marry Joey?
Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, we shook on it... but believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.
