- Gwen Tennyson: [to Charmcaster in Gwen's body] All right. If you're Gwen, then you should know the name of the Teddy Bear Ben sleeps with.
- Ben Tennyson: Hey! Furry Freddy has his OWN bed! It just happens to be next to mine.
- Gwen Tennyson: Uh, you just gave her the answer, you dweeb! Did your parents send you to doofus school or were you born like this?
- Ben Tennyson: Gwen? It really IS you!
- Ben Tennyson: HA! Your spell screwed up again!
- Gwen Tennyson: So, I should be me, but I feel kind of strange, not quite myself.
- [Ben and Gwen emerge from the fog and look at each other. Both scream]
- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson: Ahhh! I'm you! *Gross!*
- Grandpa Max: W-w-wait... wait a minute.
- Grandpa Max: [pointing to Gwen] Now, if you're Ben...
- Grandpa Max: [pointing to Ben] ... and you're Gwen... then I'm... uh, really confused.
- Grandpa Max: [after Cannonbolt saves Grandpa Max] All right! Nice job, Gwen!
- Ben Tennyson: [Omnitrix times out and changes to Ben] Grandpa, it's *me*. Ben!
- Grandpa Max: Okay, that's it. I give up.
- Grandpa Max: Well, I hope this experience made you appreciate each other a little more.
- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson: Nah!
- Gwen Tennyson: [Ben and Gwen have switched bodies] When was the last time you washed your socks?
- Ben Tennyson: What's the point? They're just gonna get dirty again.
- Ben Tennyson: [Gwen in Ben's body is trying to kick the lotion out of Gwen's body's pocket] Ow! Hey, that hurt!
- Gwen Tennyson: Quit complaining. You should be happy. You're kicking MY butt!
- Ben Tennyson: Uh, since you put it that way.
- [smiles as he's being kicked]
- Ben Tennyson: How dumb do you think I am?
- Gwen Tennyson: [as Charmcaster] I don't have time for trick questions.