Into the Woods (2006 Video)

Chad C. Hundley: Kevin Cartman

Quotes 

• John Thacker : So have you and Kelly had sex yet?

  Kevin Cartman : No, everytime we try her parents end up coming home.

  John Thacker : Well, you don't have to worry about that here.

  Kevin Cartman : I know! You won't be seeing us all weekend long.

  John Thacker : Man, I just hope one of these girls are easy.

  Kevin Cartman : Good luck with that!

  John Thacker : I'm gonna go check out the woods.

  Kevin Cartman : Wait. Let's finish setting up camp and then let's go scare the girls.

• Kevin Cartman : Come on Kelly. I thought you wanted some?

  Kelly Roberts : Can't you get your mind off of sex for one minute? My sister is out there drunk and half naked in the middle of the woods.

  Kevin Cartman : Sorry baby. Let's go find her.

• Kevin Cartman : Missy! Brittany!

  Zach : Did you hear that?

  Kevin Cartman : Hear what?

  Zach : Shh! There is again!

  Kevin Cartman : I don't hear anything! I think you're hearing things!

  Zach : It sounds like someone is walking behind us.

  Kevin Cartman : Missy! Brittany! Hello?

  Zach : We need to split up! You go that way and I'll go this way.

  Kevin Cartman : Ok, meet back in 10 minutes?

  Zach : Better make that 15!

  Kevin Cartman : Ok, cool!