South Park (TV Series)

Cartman Sucks (2007)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Priest Maxi, Camp Instructor #1, Pastor Phillips

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• Eric Cartman : And then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth! Hahahahahaha!

  Kyle Broflovski : Dude!

  Eric Cartman : I know, I know. Check it out. Look. I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? Ha ha. Oh, man I got him good.

  Stan Marsh : Dude, how is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth "getting him"?

  Eric Cartman : Because that makes Butters gay now!

  Kyle Broflovski : No, dude, that makes you gay.

  Eric Cartman : ...What?

  Kyle Broflovski : You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!

  Eric Cartman : Nuh-uh!

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah-huh!

• Butters : All right. All right that does it! I am sick and tired of everyone telling me I'm confused! I wasn't confused until other people started telling me I was! You know what I think? I think maybe you are the ones who are confused!

  Bradley : Yeah.

  Butters : I'm not gonna be confused any more just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bicurious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bicurious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bicurious himself!

  Bradley : I think. I think I'd like to come down now.