Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Sam Winchester: [Being portrayed in Dean's recap] Dean! This is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah... blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. BLAH!
- [Holds/draws out the last "blah"]
- Sam Winchester: [In thereal life present time] I don't sound like that, Dean!
- Dean Winchester: You do to me.
- Sam Winchester: [after Sam discovers his laptop is missing] Dude, y'know, I put up with a lot from you.
- Dean Winchester: Whaddya talkin' 'bout, I'm a joy to be around!
- Sam Winchester: Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink, your food in the fridge...
- Dean Winchester: What's wrong with my food?
- Sam Winchester: It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!
- Bobby Singer: You're bickering like an old married couple.
- Dean Winchester: No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, Siamese twins.
- Sam Winchester: It's conjoined twins.
- Dean Winchester: See what I mean?
- Dean Winchester: [Voice over, telling Bobby what happened] What could we do? So, we just kept on digging.
- Sam Winchester: You and this guy, Curtis, you were in the same house?
- Frat Pledge: Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: You heard what happened to him, right?
- Frat Pledge: Yeah, he says it was aliens, but, you know... whatever.
- Sam Winchester: [softly] Look, man, I... I know this all has to be so hard.
- Frat Pledge: Uh, not so much.
- Sam Winchester: [extremely sympathetic] But, I want you to know... I'm here for you.
- [looking deeply into his eyes]
- Sam Winchester: You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain.
- [awkwardness grows as Sam reaches for him]
- Sam Winchester: C'mere.
- [Sam grabs the frat pledge in a bear hug and is close to tears as Dean looks away in discomfort]
- Sam Winchester: Too precious for this world.
- [cut to motel room]
- Sam Winchester: I never said that!
- Dean Winchester: You're always sayin' pansy stuff like that.
- Sam Winchester: [trying to apologize] Um, I just want to say that I'm, uh, um...
- Dean Winchester: Hey. Me too.
- Bobby Singer: You guys are breaking my heart, could we please just leave?
- Curtis: [In between shots] They, uh, they... probed me.
- Dean Winchester: They probed you?
- Curtis: Yeah! They probed me; again, and again, and again; and one more time.
- Dean Winchester: Yikes.
- Curtis: And thats not even the worst part.
- Dean Winchester: What could be worse? Some alien made you his bitch.
- Curtis: They made me slow dance.
- [Dancing to "Lady in Red"]
- Sam Winchester: Dean, did you touch my computer?
- Dean Winchester: Uh, no.
- Sam Winchester: Eh, well, then why is it frozen at "bustyasianbeauties.com"?
- [Dean smiles awkwardly and walks away]
- Sam Winchester: Just... don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?
- Dean Winchester: [yelling] HEY! Why don't you control your OCD?
- Sam Winchester: What are you drinking?
- Dean Winchester: I don't know, man. I think they're called purple nurples.
- Sam Winchester: How would you feel if I screwed up your Impala?
- Dean Winchester: Would be the last thing you'd do.
- Sam Winchester: We should get help. I'll call Bobby, see if he ever ran into anything like this.
- Dean Winchester: Oh I'm sure he has it's just your standard haunted campus, alien abduction, alligator in a sewer gig.
- Dean Winchester: I mean, these punishments, there almost poetic. Actually, it'd be more like a limerick, but still...
- Dean Winchester: You think this is funny?
- Sam Winchester: Depends, what?
- Dean Winchester: The car.
- Sam Winchester: what about the car.
- Dean Winchester: You can't let the air out of the tires, you idiot. You're gonna bend the rims!
- Sam Winchester: Whoa, wait a minute. I didn't go near your car.
- Dean Winchester: [after hearing Sam's version/recap about what happened at the bar] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not what happened!
- Sam Winchester: No? So you didn't drink a purple nurple?