- Captain Barker: It's been nerve-wracking, Doctor. Bilko's incessant demands, his constant conniving - I don't think he ever sleeps! I've been getting round-the-clock aggravation!
- Captain Masters, MD: Captain Barker, just take one of these tranquilizers every three hours.
- Captain Barker: Do you think they'll help, Doctor?
- Captain Masters, MD: I think so. Of course, they'd help a great deal more, if you could get Bilko to take them.