Chris Larkin: Cambridge

Quotes 

• Barry #2 : [on why he failed his driving test the second time]  Right... she was a lesbian. There was no way she was gonna let me pass cos I was a man.

  Cambridge : [sighing wearily]  And how did you *know* she was a lesbian?

  Barry #2 : She had cropped hair, funny shoes and she didn't even *scream* like a woman!