- Performer: I'm a perky little porn star from Skokie, Illinois. I don't quite make a killing spilling seed, but the money's pretty good, and as long as I get wood, I can have the little comforts that I need.
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's performance of Naked Boys Singing! Please note that flash photography or the use of recording devices of any kind is strictly prohibited. So, please, leave the flashing to us.
- Performer: Now, this may sound dumb, and it may sound silly, but I'm pretty sure I'm workin' out for Willie. If gettin' big and buff's your goal, does it matter which head is in control? Who cares if the little head's the one, as long as I get my workout done? So, yes, I'm doin' it all for him. Now I know why I come to the gym.