The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Pen-Pals or Rock Hocky Rocky/The Fright-Seeing Trip or Visit to a Small Panic (1960)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Cinderella, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, this is sure no way to treat your friends.

  Jailer : Don't be silly. Pottsylvania got no friends, just enemies.

  [places Rocky and Bullwinkle in jail] 

  Jailer : Well, here is your apartment. If you want anything, you can just push that button.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : But it's not connected.

  Jailer : I didn't say anyone would answer.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, look at that!

  Narrator : Yes, the room was a shambles. Everything had been turned inside out and upside down.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : And what's more, all our papers are gone.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Gone? Oh, well.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : And so is all our money.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, that's the breaks, I guess.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : And so is your autographed picture of Sonny Tufts.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : SONNY TUFTS? Well, now them rascals have gone too far!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Hi, can we get a room?

  Hotel Clerk : Certainly, Mr. Smith.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Smith? My name isn't Smith. I'm really...

  Hotel Clerk : Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut. No names, please. Just sign here.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [looks at the hotel register book]  Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle. Everybody's named Smith.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's a funny coincidence, ain't it?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I never heard of no Romans named Smith.