- Doug Heffernan: I might get fired!
- Carrie Heffernan: Don't worry, you'll get better.
- Doug Heffernan: You think so?
- Carrie Heffernan: Nooooo!
- Deacon Palmer: This co-supervisor thing ain't working out for me.
- Doug Heffernan: What are you trying to say?
- Deacon Palmer: I'm saying you suck and I want you out of here.
- Doug Heffernan: You ever done it with a supervisor before?
- Carrie Heffernan: When I worked at Shoe Town... and Beverage Barn.
- Deacon Palmer: I'm not going to get fired for your mistake.
- Doug Heffernan: They're not going to fire you; you're a minority!