Housewife, 49 (2005 TV Movie)

Christopher Harper: Cliff Last

Quotes 

• [at the dinner table] 

  Mr. Whittaker : [jovially]  What's the gen on your jolly old war wound, son?

  Madeleine Whittaker : Dad's a fighter pilot - can you tell?

  Mr. Whittaker : Where did the beggars get you, son? What was it? Hand-grenade?

  Cliff Last : [mechanically]  Left thigh. Right thigh. Right buttock. Bladder. Penis.

  [embarrassed silence] 

  Mrs Whittaker : Could you reach me the beetroot, Edith, please.

• Cliff Last : What do prodigal sons get these days? Fatted spam?