Sarah Silverman aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Sarah Silverman
- Officer Jay McPherson: Yeah, so my partner got supsended because this Hispanic kid pulls a gun on him, Paul opens fire. Turns out it's a pellet gun. It looked really real, though.
- Laura Silverman: There should be a law that those things have to come in bright colors.
- Sarah Silverman: Laura, they're human beings!
- Sarah Silverman: Anyway, good night Dougie.
- [kisses dog]
- Sarah Silverman: I hope you die in your sleep tonight. Nah, I'm just kiddin'. But if it had to be one of us, I hope it's you.
- Sarah Silverman: [singing] Whether you're gay or straight, or black or white, or Asian... but just those five, just those five kinds of people.
- Sarah Silverman: Ooh, ooh, Tig! Do you know how many, uh, lesbians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
- Tig: Uh-uh, no.
- [exits]
- Sarah Silverman: Oh.
- Brian: She should know that.
- Sarah Silverman: Yeah.
- Laura Silverman: I think it's three.
- Sarah Silverman: Hello?
- Natalie: Hi. Sarah? It's Natalie.
- Sarah Silverman: Natalie... Tall, thin Natalie? or Natalie Bishop?
- Natalie: Natalie Bishop.
- Sarah Silverman: Ooooh. Hiiii.
- Sarah Silverman: So Tig, tell us about yourself. Pour us a piping hot cup of Tig!
- Tig: Well, I'm a lesbian...
- Officer Jay McPherson: Which is fine! Ya know, cause nobody cares.
- Sarah Silverman: What *is* a lesbian? Ya know, what is anything? What's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... Ya know, a lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head... that's magic...