Robert Pattinson credited as playing...
Daniel Gale
- Charlie Cooper: Is there no dignity left? I think I just weed myself.
- Daniel Gale: Come on, get your things. We need to get you to the hospital fast!
- Daniel Gale: You know, when I see women giving birth on tv there is all this gripping bedsteads and rolling around in agony. This is a bit boring.
- Charlie Cooper: [shouts] I want some proper drugs! not some pointless sodding breathmask if no one takes any sodding notice of it!
- Daniel Gale: The baby is premature they aren't going to give you any pethidine sorry.
- Charlie Cooper: [shouts] Urg. You're so bloody sensible. I want someone irresponsible! Mum where the hell are you!
- Daniel Gale: You know medieval women...uh...used to chew willow twigs for the pain. Contains a natural aspirin apparently.
- Charlie Cooper: [shouting] Are you completely barking?
- Daniel Gale: Barking, mad as a dog.
- [fills in crossword puzzle]