- Gruffi Gummi: Listen, sweetie, to earn a place on it you've got to do something really special.
- Zummi Gummi: Like helping others. It's a great honor.
- Duke Igthorn: Don't you get it, Toadwart; the woman's mad for me, she's just playing hard-to-get.
- [drops him]
- Toadwart: Very hard, Your Smittenness.
- Duke Igthorn: Don't be shy, my sweet; see what your Iggypoo has brought you? Posies for my pretty.
- Lady Bane: And I've got something for you, too.
- [causes magic from the quilt to unleash a thunderstorm over him, first shocking him then soaking him]
- Duke Igthorn: You're so right, my pet; they did need a little water.
- Toadwart: Dukie's dream boat seems mighty big.
- Duke Igthorn: Nonsense, I love these little moods of hers.
- Lady Bane: Get me another quill, immediately!
- Duke Igthorn: Your wish is my command, sweetums.
- Lady Bane: And don't call me sweetums!
- Duke Igthorn: We mustn't keep the dear lady waiting.
- Toadwart: Why not? Your dear lady is ruining home sweet home.
- Toadwart: [laughs after Lady Bane pulls Igthorn's hood over his eyes so he falls] Looks like Toadie not the only piece of furniture around here anymore.
- King Gregor: This is preposterous. My answer is no.
- Duke Igthorn: Let's not be so hasty, Greg. However, if you don't care to ever see your lovely daughter again...
- Duke Igthorn: Next she wants... ah. That's odd. She forgot to mention my name.
- Toadwart: Speculating Toadie start a trend here.
- Duke Igthorn: I knew someday Lady Bane and I would make beautiful mayhem together. Ah, we were meant for each other.
- King Gregor: Look at her demands. That woman's obviously playing you for a sap.
- Duke Igthorn: She wouldn't... She couldn't.
- King Gregor: But what if she is?
- Duke Igthorn: Then she'll regret it. No one makes a fool out of me.
- Toadwart: [quietly to King Gregor] He's so good at doing it himself.
- Duke Igthorn: My name was missing from the list of demands. I'm sure it was just a minor mistake.
- Lady Bane: Oh, that was no mistake. BUT YOU ARE!
- Duke Igthorn: [seen Lady Bane getting blasted out of the locked room] See what happens when you cross me?
- [is shocked in the behind and jumps down the stairs]
- Toadwart: Dukie really in the hot seat this time.