- General Krosier: His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the rock'n'roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know.
- Charles Foster Ofdensen: [telling the roadies what to do with Dr. Rockso] Put the boots to him. Medium style.
- Senator Stampingston: Gentlemen, satellite photos revealed something very disturbing at Mordhaus last night. One of the members of Dethklok was joyriding with a clown... a rock and roll clown. General Krosier?
- General Krosier: His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the rock and roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know.
- Cardinal Ravenwood: It is the fool that tempts fate. The fool can be the fly on the back of the beast.
- General Krosier: I think we should bring him in.
- Senator Stampingston: [clearly not happy with the idea] Yes. I suppose we have to deal with nefarious characters to get close to Dethklok.
- Dr. Rockso: You just keep that cabbage comin', daddy-o, and Rockso'll getcha whatcha want, when ya want it! Now, which one of you humps has got a cigarette for Dr. Rockso?
- Pickles the Drummer: Going out all night long with guns? You know... guns are cool. So, um, what was I saying here?