The King of Queens (TV Series)
Affair Trade (2006)
Victor Williams: Deacon Palmer
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Quotes
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Doug Heffernan : You need your feet to move around!
Deacon Palmer : You have feet, you don't move around.
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Doug Heffernan : We didn't have sex in the technical sense.
Deacon Palmer : You didn't have sex in ANY sense.
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Doug Heffernan : I should go out and have a real affair just to show her!
Deacon Palmer : You serious?
Doug Heffernan : Nah, sounds like a lot of work.
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Doug Heffernan : She called last night and, uh, well, we talked.
Deacon Palmer : Well, why didn't you just tell her you weren't the same guy?
Doug Heffernan : I tried, but Carrie was standing right there
Deacon Palmer : So now she thinks you ARE the Doug Heffernan she slept with?
Doug Heffernan : Yes, and I may have told her I love her.
Deacon Palmer : Wow, you know for someone who's done nothing wrong, you've dug yourself quite a hole here.