The Office (TV Series)

The Merger (2006)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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• Andy Bernard : Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?

  Dwight Schrute : Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.

  Andy Bernard : Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.

  Dwight Schrute : Xterra's not even a real word.

  Andy Bernard : Actually, it is. It's Latin for "earth."

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, so you drive an X-earth? Yeah, that makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-earth.

  Andy Bernard : Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.

  Dwight Schrute : Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, 'cause I drive an '87.

  Andy Bernard : Oh, speaking of time machines? I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.

  Dwight Schrute : Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die?

  Andy Bernard : That was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.

  Dwight Schrute : Idiot!

  Andy Bernard : If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.

  Dwight Schrute : If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.

  Andy Bernard : [coughing]  Idiot!

  Dwight Schrute : [coughing]  You're the idiot.

  Andy Bernard : [coughing]  Nice comeback.

  Dwight Schrute : [coughing]  I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked.