- Sam: Well, considering you haven't even committed the crime we're accusing you of, we'll let you off with a warning.
- Sam: Do you have any... weasels on a stick?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any two-handed broadswords?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any vegetables in the shape of famous naturalists?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any candy-pink fatboys?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any exiled political dissidents?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any weapons of mass destruction?
- Bosco: Who's asking?
- Sam: Do you have any... hmm, I've run out of ideas.
- Max: Well, you could always just start over again.