Adam West credited as playing...
Mayor Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin
- Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?
- Admiral Motti: N... no.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
- Admiral Motti: No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?
- Admiral Motti: Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then.
- Admiral Motti: No, no, the hole's only two meters across.
- Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
- Admiral Motti: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
- Admiral Motti: Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up.
- Admiral Motti: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...
- Stewie (Darth Vader): [Vader begins to choke him] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
- Admiral Motti: [choking] There's nothing to do downtown!
- Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him!
- Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish.
- [releases Tagge]
- Stewie (Darth Vader): All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?
- Imperial Officer: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): Ehhhh...
- Imperial Officer: We'll get estimates.
- Stewie (Darth Vader): Get estimates, yeah, yeah.
- Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star planet blower-upper gun on your home planet of Alderaan.
- Lois (Princess Leia): No!
- Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): [to Vader] She said no. Should we still do it?
- Stewie (Darth Vader): ...Yeah.