Rainn Wilson nel ruolo di...
Dwight Schrute
- Jim Halpert: So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.
- Dwight Schrute: [reading fax] Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.
- [sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and sprints across the office, knocking the cup out of Stanley's hand]
- Dwight Schrute: No!
- [after knocking the cup to the floor]
- Dwight Schrute: You'll thank me later.
- Dwight Schrute: When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is "Something Weird is Going On: What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story." By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.
- Dwight Schrute: What were your favorite moments?
- Michael Scott: Uh... All of them. I loved them all. Every single one of them.
- Dwight Schrute: What about when Jan said the branch was closing?
- Michael Scott: God, Dwight.
- Dwight Schrute: Stamford is closed! Michael, we're not closed. Stamford is closed! Stamford is closed!
- Michael Scott: We did it?
- Dwight Schrute: We did it!
- Michael Scott: We did it!