Tracy Morgan nel ruolo di...
Tracy Jordan
- Tracy Jordan: I'm bugging out! I'm bugging out? I'm bugging out!
- Liz Lemon: Tracy! Who is your doctor?
- Tracy Jordan: Dr. Spaceman! Dr. Spaceman!
- Liz Lemon: Oh, brother. Look around. We have to find his medication.
- [finds Tracy's medication, prescribed by Dr. Leo Spaceman]
- Liz Lemon: Wow, Dr. Spaceman. I owe you an apology, Tray.
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: [answering phone] This is Dr. Leo Spa-che-men.
- Tracy Jordan: I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
- Toufer: Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
- Pete: Maybe something about you and your wife.
- Tracy Jordan: Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask...
- Frank Rossitano: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
- Tracy Jordan: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.
- Pete: No.
- Tracy Jordan: Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
- Pete: What was that?
- Tracy Jordan: I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy...
- Pete: No.