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Johnny Jacobs: From Hollywood, it's The Steve Allen Show! From the Steve Allen Playhouse on Vine Street in the heart of Hollywood, we bring you 90 minutes of madness and comedy! With guest stars: Mel Tormé, Jennie Smith, songwriter Sammy Fain, logroller Diana Wilson, musical bicyclist Frank Zappa, Donn Trenner & His Orchestra, and yours truly, Johnny Jacobs.