Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates the Substitute (2007)

Chris Rock: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Tonya got more people in trouble than a white girl at an NBA after-party.

• Narrator : My mother said we could never hit girls... but she could.

  Rochelle : [to Drew, watching TV]  Turn that up.

• Chris : Are you serious?

  Mr. Newton : Serious as a catastrophic cardial infarction.

  Narrator : Quit showing off, just say heart attack.