The Smurfs (TV Series)

Future Smurfed/Crying Smurfs (1986)

Paul Winchell: Gargamel

Quotes 

• Gargamel : I've done it! A Smurf of my very own! No one will ever call me a failure again!

  Weepy Smurf : Everyone think you are a failure? Why, that's horrible!

  [Crying] 

  Gargamel : You... you feel bad for me?

  Weepy Smurf : [Sniffing]  Well, of course I do. It must be tough going through life as an incompetent buffoon!

  [Cries] 

  Gargamel : [Approaches Weepy with a knife before reconsidering]  Why... ah... yes...

  [Stuttering] 

  Gargamel : it is...

• Gargamel : [Crying]  Believe it or not, no one respect me. Not my fellow wizards, not my mommy, not even Azrael.

  [Cries out in tears] 

  Azrael : [Meowing in confusion] 

  Weepy Smurf : Ah you poor wizard you...

  [Crying] 

  Hefty Smurf : I don't believe it. Weeping's still alive.

  Gargamel : You know, I'm sorry I have to eat you, but if I don't, I'll hate myself!

  [Cries out in tears, then blowing his nose with a handkerchief] 

  Weepy Smurf : I know... I know...

  [Cries out in tears] 

  Gargamel : Wa... wa... What am I'm saying? I'm about to taste victory!

  [Opens the cage where Weepy is kept] 

  Gargamel : Come here, you little blue morsel! I waited a long time for this. Why, I could...

  [Crackles] 

  Gargamel : weep for joy!

  [Crackles again]