Tony Sampson credited as playing...
Eddy
- Eddy: Are ya done yet? Let's go get Ed!
- Edd: Please be patient. I have just one more...
- [He puts down a "Magnifying Glass" label, realizes the magnifying glass is missing and lets out a squeal of shock]
- Edd: It's gone!
- [He clutches the front of Eddy's shirt]
- Edd: Eddddyyyy. Someone took my magnifying glass. I feel so violated.
- Eddy: Maybe you misplaced it.
- Edd: [accidentally pushing Eddy away while making an elaborate gesture of distress] Never! What has become of this world? Is nothing sacred?
- [He sweeps the contents of his desk into the trash can]
- Edd: Everything is soiled! Who would do such a thing? Who would violate the sanctity of somebody's room? With their filthy hands!
- [He clutches at Eddy's head]
- Edd: Oh. Oh, Eddy. I feel sick. I feel nauseous. I CAN'T BREATHE!
- [Eddy casually grabs Edd's bed and slams it down on him as he begins to hyperventilate]
- Edd: Thank you. I needed that.
- Eddy: Anytime, pal!