House M.D. (TV Series)

Finding Judas (2006)

Paula Cale: Edie Ex-Hartman

Quotes 

• Rob : She's pissed, now's she just looking for things to go wrong.

  Edie : You're right. I'm so petty, I hope she dies so it vindicates my opinion.

  [Rob chuckles; Alice stares at her mother] 

  Edie : I didn't mean that, sweetie. Mommy was being sarcastic.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Alice's parents]  Which one of you to gave her an aspirin?

  Edie : What?

  Dr. Gregory House : Her symptoms fit Reye's Syndrome, which doesn't make any sense unless you took aspirin.

  Edie : Rob?

  Rob : No way, she's a kid. I've read the 800 warning labels.

  Edie : I'm not even angry. I just want her to be okay.

  Dr. Gregory House : She's lying, she's angry, 'cause you kidnapped her kid. She'll be angrier if the kid dies.

• Rob : [about Alice]  And for all we know, she could get sick again tomorrow.

  Edie : Then I'll take her to our pediatrician. She's six, Rob. She shouldn't have unnecessary surgery.

  Dr. Gregory House : Or a moron for a mom. What can you do?

• Edie : Your honor, I've had no opportunity to consult my attorney.

  Dr. Gregory House : There's no time.

  Edie : All I want is a second opinion before...

  Dr. Gregory House : [in a sing-song tone]  No time!

• Dr. Gregory House : [picks up the sandwich and hands it to Alice]  Eat this.

  Alice : I don't feel like eating.

  Dr. Gregory House : Make you better.

  Edie : A sandwich?

  Dr. Gregory House : A magic sandwich.

  Alice : There's no such thing as...

  Dr. Gregory House : Just take a damn bite, okay, kid?