John Krasinski credited as playing...
Jim Halpert
- [Employees at the Stamford branch are playing a "Call of Duty"]
- Josh Porter: This is not working, okay? We are getting slaughtered out there.
- Andy: It's the new guy.
- Jim Halpert: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know what we're talking about.
- Andy: See what I mean?
- Josh Porter: We just need a strategy, okay? We're gonna set up a trap in the gunroom. All right? Jim, are you using the MP40 or .44?
- Jim Halpert: Sniper rifle?
- [Andy and Josh gets upset]
- Josh Porter: [shouting] Snipe...
- Andy: [shouting] What? Are you playing for the other team?
- Josh Porter: [shouting] Jim! In Carentan? You don't snipe in Carentan, okay?
- Andy: [shouting] It's saboteur! Saboteur!
- Josh Porter: Andy, it's not...
- Andy: I'm gonna kill you for real. This game, the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.
- Andy Bernard: [after Jim had just killed him in "Call of Duty"] Why did you do that?
- Jim Halpert: I'm just killing Germans any way I can.
- Andy Bernard: We're on the German team. Shoot the British.
- Jim Halpert: [to Karen] Wait, are we playing teams?
- Jim Halpert: At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it. I'm told it started as a team building exercise. Unfortunately, I really suck at it. We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And, uh, Pam called it Pretendenitus.