- Dr. Miranda Bailey: And will someone tell me...
- [notices panties on board]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: ... tell me whose GOD DAMN PANTIES, ARE ON THE BULLETIN BOARD! This is a HOSPITAL people! We SAVE LIVES!
- Dr. Addison Shepherd: [Talking to Izzie drunk] Did you hear about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?
- Dana Seabury: I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I have never smoked pot, I've never drank, before today I hadn't a desert for ten years! I'm the picture of health and I have lung cancer!
- [laughs]
- Dana Seabury: I mean come on, it's absurd right? I'm sorry, I think I'm on a sugar high or something.
- [laughs uncontrollably]
- Dr. Addison Shepherd: I am desirable Amanda.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Miranda.
- Dr. Addison Shepherd: Right.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough to follow up the labs, I'd appreciate it. Karev, pit...
- Dr. Alex Karev: I... I'm off gynie?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd is out sick. You can cover the pit, or you can... you can tell me WHOSE DAMN PANTIES ARE ON THE BULLETIN BOARD? This is a hospital, people! Serious work happens here. We save lives here... oh, you think this is funny? Whose are they?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Claim them!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: No!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: She thinks they're mine, claim them!
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Oh I know it's one of you two. It's ALWAYS one of mine. So, tell me. Which one of you left ya damn draws on my surgical floor?