Alvin & the Chipmunks (TV Series)
New, Improved Simon/The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth (1984)
Janice Karman: Theodore Seville, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor
Quotes
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Alvin Seville : [sees Jillian sitting on a park bench] There she is. Ready, Simon?
Simon Seville : [Simon is now dressed like a jock and has all different sports equipment] This better work.
Alvin Seville : I personally guarantee it. Jocks always get the girl. Bruce Jenner, Joe Namath...
Theodore Seville : [trying to help] Liberace.
Alvin Seville : You're not helping, Theodore.
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Simon Seville : It's Jillian! What do I do?
[drops groceries]
Alvin Seville : What's with him?
Theodore Seville : He likes Jillian, but she doesn't seem to like him.
Simon Seville : She thinks I'm a loser, a reject, a... a...
Theodore Seville : A nerd?
Simon Seville : [sarcastically] Thanks, Theodore.
Alvin Seville : Go talk to her, Simon. Let me see what you're doing wrong.
[pushes him to Jillian]
Simon Seville : No, Alvin.
Alvin Seville : Go on, Simon.
[shoves him]
Simon Seville : [accidentally bangs into Jillian and knocks her over] Uh, hi, Jillian. Please accept my humble apologies.
Alvin Seville : [turns to Theodore] That's his opening line?
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Theodore Seville : [sees Jillian from a distance talking to a guy with a motorcycle] Look, there's Jillian.
Duke : [to Jillian] I got my bike all juiced up for the big race tomorrow.
Jillian : I'll be there cheering for you, Duke.
Alvin Seville : So *that's* it. Jillian's into motorcycle guys.
Simon Seville : ALVIN, I DON'T LIKE MOTORCYCLES.
Alvin Seville : But you do like Jillian, don't you?
Simon Seville : [thinking about it] Well...
Alvin Seville : Trust me. The way to her heart is on two wheels.
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Theodore Seville : [at Simon's motorcycle race] I hope nothing goes wrong. Dave would be awfully upset.
Alvin Seville : Don't worry. Dave doesn't even know we're here.
David 'Dave' Seville : [back home in the yard] Fellas, it's time for the yard work!
David 'Dave' Seville : [finds a newspaper on the ground and picks it up to read it]
David 'Dave' Seville : [reading it] Motorcycle Race.
[disbelievingly]
David 'Dave' Seville : They wouldn't.
David 'Dave' Seville : [thinks again] They would!
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David 'Dave' Seville : Well, Simon's back to his old self.
Alvin Seville : [starts up Simon's motorcycle] So he won't be needing *this*.
Theodore Seville : [Alvin and Theodore ride off] Bye, Dave!
David 'Dave' Seville : ALVIN!