Cote de Pablo: Ziva David

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Ziva David

[Abraham has been tricked into carrying a time bomb into a shopping center. The rest of the team and Col. Mann rush up to defuse it]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Thirty seconds...
Officer Ziva David: Tony, Army knife.
Abraham Moussalah: [oblivious, to McGee] What's your name?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: What? Uh, Tim.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It means, "he who is about to wet his pants."
[Ziva disarms the bomb with five seconds left. Everyone exhales]
Abraham Moussalah: Why is he gonna wet his pants?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [as Ziva is disarming a bomb] I can see down your shirt right now.
Officer Ziva David: I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What are you talking about? I don- I don't know what you're talking about.
Officer Ziva David: I'm talking about you and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well I'm looking down your shirt right now.
Officer Ziva David: See anything good?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, real good. But I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying...
[Ziva cuts a wire]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [tense pause before finishing] over.
Officer Ziva David: "Not worth dying over."
[zips up her jacket]
Officer Ziva David: I'll remember that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What if I said it was?
Officer Ziva David: Now you'll never know.

Officer Ziva David: However this cell is operating, they found a way to do so without leaving a shred of evidence.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Other than the dead marine.
[Gibbs walks away. DiNozzo whispers to Ziva]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Nice.

[Ziva insists on trying to disarm the bomb before the E.O.D. squad arrives]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [following her] This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done.
Officer Ziva David: Then why are you following me, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't frickin' know!