'Til Death (TV Series)

Pilot (2006)

Brad Garrett: Eddie Stark

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Quotes 

• Eddie Stark : It's human nature for kids to hate their vice-principal. And your last name is Woodcock... the kids are gonna have a little fun with that.

• Jeff Woodcock : Hey

  [Eddie turns to stare at him angrily] 

  Jeff Woodcock : What's the matter?

  Eddie Stark : We caught your fight

  Jeff Woodcock : What?

  Eddie Stark : You came over. You had your fight in my house. And now you gave the fight to us.

  [Jeff stares at him] 

  Eddie Stark : It happens sometimes at dinner parties. Usually it's us giving the fight to someone else. But this time it came around and bit me in the ass!

• Joy Stark : Really... you think that I am not fun.

  Eddie Stark : That's right, I don't.

  Joy Stark : Well, prepare to experience the depths of how not fun I can be.

  [walking upstairs out of sight] 

  Eddie Stark : [gulping]  Uh oh.

• Eddie Stark : In marriage, women stop fun from happening.