Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

David Spade: Russell Dunbar

Quotes 

• Adam Rhodes : I proposed because I love her.

  Russell : It's so gay.

  Adam Rhodes : Being in love with a woman is gay?

  Russell : No, but saying it out loud to another guy is.

• Russell Dunbar : When you're single, you're exactly as happy as you are. When You're marries, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the relationship.

• Russell : I do what I want. I date who I want... And I sleep with who... ever will let me.