Tommy Blacha aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Toki Wartooth • William Murderface
- William Murderface: [Nathan keeps deleting albums, destroying the world's economy] Well maybe it would be better if I just KILLED MYSELF! Huh? Why don't you just record that? Would that be BRUTAL enough for you? Me being DEAD?
- Nathan Explosion: [the band is reviewing the mix for its new album. Nathan stops the music to think] Huh.
- [he cracks his knuckles]
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [resignedly] Here we go again.
- Pickles the Drummer: [Nathan's finger hovers over the "delete" button] Okay, wait. Before we do anything drastic, let's put this all in perspective, Nathan, okay? Look.
- [he stomps on a pedal, bringing down a video screen]
- Reporter #1: Dethklok has spent a reported 500 million in the recording studio so far ...
- Reporter #2: [Pickles stomps on another pedal] - fan suicide rate is up, due to the album's late release -
- [a fan shoots himself in front of the camera]
- Reporter #3: [Pickles stomps on another pedal] - sources have corroborated that the band has recorded SIXTEEN individual albums, all deleted ...
- Reporter #4: [Pickles stomps on the last pedal] - sources say the Dow Jones decline is directly related to Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion's constantly deleting a potential new album ...
- Pickles the Drummer: [Nathan moves his finger back to the "delete" button as his bandmates urge him not to push it] No, no, no, no, no, don't, no -
- [Nathan pushes the button and deletes the album]
- Pickles the Drummer: No!
- [everyone groans]
- Pickles the Drummer: Mmmm! Mother-douchebags! Did it again.
- Toki Wartooth: Aw, dudes, what's wrong with that one?
- Pickles the Drummer: Let me guess: not "heavy" enough? Not "tuned low" enough? Not "BRUTAL" enough?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dudes, we can'ts not tone it down any lower.
- William Murderface: Well, maybe it'd be better if I just killed myself, huh? Why don't you record that, huh? Would that be BRUTAL enough for ya, me being dead?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Somebody should tells Murderface that it's not always - always about him.
- Pickles the Drummer: So what? Now we're all the way back to square effin' one?
- Nathan Explosion: Yeah, that's right. But here's what we're gonna do: we're gonna re-re-re-record it... right there.
- [he points to a spot on the globe in the middle of the ocean]
- Nathan Explosion: Right there!
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: [after having his face almost peeled off by listening to "Mermaider"] Stop - the track! This is amazing! I mean, there must be *billions* of fish out there! It's a totally untapped market. And so many hits, too!
- Nathan Explosion: "Electric Eel Chair."
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: Yeah!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: "Scaled and Gutted and Undercooked."
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: *Yeah*!
- William Murderface: "Scuba Tank Filled With Farts."
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: YEAH! You boys knocked it completely outta the park.
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: [aside] I am back on top!
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: [to the band] I'm goin' straight to the label!
- Nathan Explosion: This is metal... for fish.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Fish don't gots no good music to listen to.
- William Murderface: Yeah, it's true.
- Nathan Explosion: [Murderface is eating a giant bucket of beans] Maybe take it easy on those beans, Murderface?
- Pickles the Drummer: Yeah I know man, have a little decency. I mean, we're stuck together in a freakin' submarine for Christ's sake.
- William Murderface: Murderface:
- [Spills beans everywhere]
- William Murderface: Fine, how 'bout I starve to death, how's that?
- [farts]
- William Murderface: Aw, excuse me. These boots are killing my feet!
- [takes off his boots, farts]
- William Murderface: These feet stink.
- [vomits]
- Nathan Explosion: Now shut up and listen to this, dick. This is metal... for fish.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Fish don't gots no good metal to listens to.
- William Murderface: Yeah... it's true.
- Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: Fish, huh?
- Nathan Explosion: This one's called "Mermaider."
- William Murderface: It's about mermaid murder.
- William Murderface: Well maybe it'd be better if I just kill myself, huh? Why don't ya just record that, huh? Would that be *brutal* enough for ya, me being dead?