- Mike Francis: [a Veteran Magician has put out a cigarette on his tongue and swallowed it] Yes, very good, thankyou.
- [Aside]
- Mike Francis: You know, there's no technique to any of that. He just takes the pain. Sick bastard.
- Mike Francis: Well, I don't think anyone has seen a final quite like that, and I do not in any way mean that in a positive sense.
- Tony White: Good evening Jersey!
- [minimal applause from audience]
- Tony White: Is that it? Bloody hell, you gave the Nazis a warmer welcome than that.
- [introducing Magibot]
- Mike Francis: This man has been the future of magic for nigh on twenty years now!
- Mike Francis: [about Harry using his notorious guillotine act in his performance] This is sick!
- [Delighted]
- Mike Francis: It might even make the papers...