Pee-wee's Big Holiday (2016)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
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Quotes
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Pee-wee Herman : Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
Mrs. Rose : Corduroy pillows? No.
Pee-wee Herman : Ha! I'm surprised. 'Cause they're making headlines! Get it? Headlines!
Mrs. Rose : Oh!
[laughs]
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Farmer Brown : [all taking a hand around the table] Would you like to say a few words, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee Herman : Uh, sure. Encyclopedia. Pimple. And uh, hairball.
Farmer Brown : Amen.
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Pee-wee Herman : A traffic light! Just like I've seen in National Geographic!
[takes a flash picture of it]
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Pee-wee Herman : Aren't we going to the party.
Joe Manganiello : Pee-wee, we *are* the party.
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Construction Worker : I'm taking this biscuit with me. I love it.
Pee-wee Herman : Why don't you marry it then?
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Pee-wee Herman : What can I get you?
Joe Manganiello : Milkshake.
Pee-wee Herman : Flavor?
Joe Manganiello : Let's say chocolate.
Pee-wee Herman : Sure. 3, 2, 1,
Pee-wee Herman , Joe Manganiello : chocolate.
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[repeated line]
Pee-wee Herman : You seem really busy. Let me let you let me run.
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Ezekiel : The Amish people live a simple life.
Pee-wee Herman : Gesundheit.
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Pee-wee Herman : L.A.T.T.I.H.T.B.G! Look at the time, I have to be going!
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Pee-wee Herman : You know I don't want to go anywhere, or try anything new.
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[first lines]
Pee-wee Herman : [sitting on a log in the dark woods] Wow, I can't believe we're already saying goodbye.
Voice of Yul : It's been great getting to know you, Pee-wee Herman. Earth sure is a great planet. Your art, music, pizza...
Pee-wee Herman : You sure took to the customs fast.
Voice of Yul : Thanks for showing them to me.
Pee-wee Herman : I've loved these last two weeks.
Voice of Yul : I wish I didn't have to go.
Pee-wee Herman : Me, too.
Voice of Yul : Come with me, back to my planet. Meet my family and friends. Live with me.
Pee-wee Herman : I can't. I need to stay here with the people of Earth.
Voice of Yul : I'll always remember you too, Yul.
Pee-wee Herman : I'm gonna miss my new best friend. I'll never forget you, Pee-wee.
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Pee-wee Herman : I've never each been on an airplane.
Joe Manganiello : No! The only thing you're gonna learn about yourself on a plane is if you like the honey-roasted peanuts better than the plain salted. If you're really hungry, the open road is a smorgasbord of life experience. A few days on the open road is worth a lifetime in Fairville. Way I see it, Pee-wee Herman, you got a choice to make. Stick around here,
[starts his motorcycle]
Joe Manganiello : or live a little...
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Pee-wee Herman : [to his bank robber captors] Listen ladies, it's been real and it's been fun. Has it been *real* fun? Nope. Mm mm.
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Pee-wee Herman : I did everything you said, Joe. I broke rules. I broke hearts. I lived a little. I wanted to find out who I was. But I found out all right. A stupid little baby crying at the bottom of this crappy well.
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Pee-wee Herman : ladies its been real and its been fun and its been real fun,
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Pee-wee Herman : oh great im traped in a well im traped in a well half way to hell.
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Pee-wee Herman : I gotta be on my way. How do you get out of here?
Grizzly Bear Daniels : You don't! Not without a seasoned guide. Someone who knows these woods like the back of their weathered hand. Someone who's lived with nature, since they decided to live alone, off the grid as a hermit, and leave the dog-eat-dog world to certified public accounting.
