- Roger Dearly: Of course, I know Cruella's behind all this! Who else delivers a message that's dry clean only?
- Jasper Badun: Delivery for the Dearly's.
- Horace Badun: And it's not from Cruella De Vil.
- [Jasper bonks Horace on the head]
- Horace Badun: I mean, it is from Cruella De Vil.
- [Jasper bonks Horace on the head]
- Horace Badun: I mean, I didn't say anything.
- Anita Dearly: Nanny, get some food for the puppies. They're probably hungry.
- Lucky: Who cares about the food? I'm just glad we're home.
- Rolly: I care about the food!
- Cruella de Vil: Tell me, are there still 101, or did I happen to take out a couple of the mutts when I drove in?
- Cruella de Vil: Welcome wagon! A special cake for my new neighbors.
- Roger Dearly: "Happy Bar-Mitzvah, Howard?"
- Cruella de Vil: Well, it's the only thing they had up at that old donut shack in Grutely. Memo to myself: Buy that donut shack in Grutely and fire everybody.
- Cadpig: Hello, my name is Cadpig, and you two are cows. Name tags will help us bond in a formerly yet functional fashion.
- Anita Dearly: Nanny, make some food for the puppies; they're probably hungry.
- Lucky: Who cares about the food? I'm just glad we're home.
- Rolly: *I* care about the food!
- [first lines]
- Harris: Morning, Nanny. Dogs talking you for a walk again?
- Nanny: Oh, Harris. That gets funnier every... day!