- Jerry Lawler: I feel like I'm the luckiest guy in the world, JR. I can't believe I get paid to do this job!
- Jim Ross: Well, don't let General Manager Eric Bischoff hear you say that, otherwise you might end up doing it for free!
- Jerry Lawler: That's true. Bischoff's so cheap, he won't even tip a canoe!
- Jerry Lawler: Lance Cade has impressed me from the first day he showed up on Raw and won the Tag Team title.
- Jim Ross: That's quite an accompolishment to be sure. And I don't there is any question that his early success went straight to his head.
- Tazz: Man, you talk about an American icon. You talk about a real American hero. You just don't get any better than the man right here, Kurt Angle.
- Michael Coulthard: Angle certainly represented his country well in the 1996 Olympic Games where he won his gold medal. But ever since then, I think his accomplishments have gone to his head.
- Tazz: What? How can you say that, Cole? That's practically... That's more or less un-American. I hope the Department of Homeland Security ain't watching this.
- Michael Coulthard: Oh, come on Tazz. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It seems the more Angle accomplishes, and he's accomplished a lot, the more of a jerk he becomes!
- Tazz: I don't even want to have this conversation with you, Cole. If you can't respect an All-American hero like Kurt Angle, I can't respect you. Of course, you know, I kinda never respected you to begin with. But you know what, That's besides the point.
- Jim Ross: Hey, we've seen a lot of bad dudes here on Raw, King. But Vito may be be the baddest I've ever seen.
- Jerry Lawler: Boy you're not kidding, JR. Seeing Vito in action makes me glad that he's a Smackdown superstar.
- Jim Ross: And nothing against the Raw roster, King. But I hope they've come here for a fight. Because that seems to be what Vito has on his mind.
- Jerry Lawler: That's the only thing Vito ever has on his mind, JR. He graduated with Honours in the School of Hard Knocks.
- Michael Coulthard: I wonder how JBL's gonna try to cheat his way to victory here tonight, Tazz.
- Tazz: You're out of line, Cole. And you probably don't wanna... slander a guy who has as much lawyers as JBL does.
- Michael Coulthard: It's not slander if it's true, Tazz. And if JBL wants to make an issue of it, I'm sure I can come up with a lot of evidence to support what I said.
- Jim Ross: I'd be a lot more impressed by Ken Kennedy, if I didn't think he was such a pompous ass.
- Jerry Lawler: Hey, when you're as great as Kennedy, it's hard to be humble, JR.