Psych (TV Series)

Forget Me Not (2007)

Lisa Banes: Edna Crocker

Quotes 

• [Shawn and Gus are trying to sneak into the Crocker party] 

  Edna Crocker : Excuse me, where are your badges?

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, I don't need a badge. I'm the event planner.

  Edna Crocker : The event planner's a woman.

  Shawn Spencer : Yeah, I'm her assistant...

  Edna Crocker : Also a woman.

  Shawn Spencer : ...to the assistant.

  Edna Crocker : I'm calling security.

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, no, no, no! You don't need to do that.

  Edna Crocker : Don't tell me what I need to do. The rules are very strict here.

  Shawn Spencer : Really, you're going to let your bosses run you around like that? Going to let the man hold you down? These freak bastards with their rules and regulations... You're a human person. You need to rise up and tell them to go to hell! We can all do it together. Let us empower you.

  Edna Crocker : I'm Edna Crocker...and you're one minute away from a squad car ride.

  [beat] 

  Shawn Spencer : [to Gus]  Probably ought to let this one go.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah.