Hannah Montana (TV Series)

My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna Be Trouble (2007)

Mitchel Musso: Oliver Oken

Quotes 

• Sarah : So... how about that grade we got on the baby project?

  Oliver Oken : Yeah... it's pretty great.

  [long pause] 

  Sarah : Did you say something?

  Oliver Oken : No.

  Sarah : Oh, okay.

  [long pause] 

  Oliver Oken : I'm just gonna go stretch my legs.

  Sarah : Alright.

  [walks over to Lily] 

  Oliver Oken : She's sufficating me!

  Lilly Truscott : Sarah? The love of your life? The apple of your eye? The mother of your flour?

  Oliver Oken : That's just it. Without the kid we have nothing to talk about.

  Lilly Truscott : So, tell her how you feel and get it over with.

  Oliver Oken : Lily, you don't understand, I mean... it would break her heart. I'm her Big Daddy Oken.

  [Sarah taps him on the back] 

  Sarah : Big Daddy? I gotta be honest. Without the baby, we have nothing to talk about, you're boring and you use petroleum-based hair products. It's over.

  [pause] 

  Sarah : Bye, Lily!

• Sarah : There's my little cuddle-wuddles.

  [shows Oliver with flour sack] 

  Sarah : Mommy got you some strained beats from a non-profit native american commune.

  Oliver Oken : Awww. Yummy. You missed it Sarah, sweetheart.

  [sits flour sack on table] 

  Oliver Oken : He just learned how to sit up on his own.

  Sarah : Oh! Good for you!

  [pinches the flour sack's "cheek"] 

  Sarah : It won't be long before you're all grown up and making alternative fuel out of raisins.

  Lilly Truscott : So... that's what this is all about.

  Oliver Oken : What?

  Lilly Truscott : Nothing. It's just you, Sarah and your flower child make a very cute family.

  Sarah : Thank you.

  Oliver Oken : Oh, Lily. You kidder. We're just friends doing an assignment. Nothing more.

  [walks away] 

  Oliver Oken : Don't blow this for me. I really like her.

  Lilly Truscott : [laughing:]  Since when?

  Oliver Oken : Since she became the mother of my assignment. Look, I can't explain it, but the more time I spend with her, the more I like her.

  Sarah : Oliver. I'm getting worried. I think he looks a little pale.

  Lilly Truscott : Of course he's pale! He's bleached flour!

  [Oliver gives Lily and horrified look] 

• Lilly Truscott : Oliver! You've got to get your board! The waves are incredible today.

  [shows Sarah blowing raspberry on the flour sack] 

  Oliver Oken : How did I get so lucky?

  Lilly Truscott : Everyone picked partners, and you were the only two left.

  Sarah : Olikens? Where's the sunscreen? Now that they've destroyed the ozone layer, we have to protect little Ollie.

  Oliver Oken : Coming, Sarah Boo.

  [starts to walk over to Sarah, but Lily stops him] 

  Lilly Truscott : Olikens? Sarah Boo?

  Oliver Oken : [voice breaking:]  I know... my cup runneth over.

  [goes over to Sarah and puts sunscreen on the flour sack] 

  Oliver Oken : Oh, there you go.

  Sarah : Just think, one day, he could be a great humanitarion.

  Lilly Truscott : Or a couple dozen cupcakes!

  [Sarah and Oliver give Lily horrified looks]