Dylan Haggerty aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Newscaster
- Patchy the Pirate: [the episode just ended] Wow wasn't that great kids?
- Potty: Let's watch it again.
- Patchy the Pirate: That's a good idea Potty. What where's the remote? Where's the remote?
- [stands up]
- Patchy the Pirate: I've lost my remote you know they should make them easy to
- [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on his head causing him to faint]
- Patchy the Pirate: [Picks up the brick and sees the remote is attached to it] My remote
- [goes to the window]
- Patchy the Pirate: Thanks stranger.
- Mrs. Johnson: Don't mention it Patchy.
- [takes off in her jetpack wheelchair]
- Patchy the Pirate: Alright now which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?
- [hits a button and it turns to a channel with a clown juggling]
- Patchy the Pirate: No that's not it.
- [hits another button and turns to the weather channel]
- Newscaster: As for Encino.
- Patchy the Pirate: No wrong again
- [hits another button shows a western film, hits another button shows a football game, hits another button and shows a flower the starts rapidly hitting buttons on the remote]
- Potty: Let me do it.
- [grabs the remote]
- Patchy the Pirate: No get away.
- [Potty hits a button and everything goes dark]
- Patchy the Pirate: That's the light switch!
- [hits a button and the lights turn on]
- Patchy the Pirate: Give me that.
- [hits a button and a mariachi band appears in front of the fireplace and start playing a festive song]
- Potty: That's the mariachi band button.
- Patchy the Pirate: [annoyed] I hate Technology!
- [the camera pans over in each one of the mariachi band players playing away then cuts back to Patchy still hitting buttons on the remote and getting increasingly frustrated]
- Patchy the Pirate: Come on rewind darn you!
- [the VCR malfunctions and starts spitting the tape out]
- Potty: Failure Ahoy!
- Patchy the Pirate: [runs over to the VCR] No Stop! Stop!
- [grabs the film and tries putting it back in but gets the tape tangled]
- Patchy the Pirate: Go back you infernal machine! Ahhhh!
- [falls overs and is incased in the tape]
- Patchy the Pirate: Oh No! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!
- Potty: Lost forever.