- SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Squidward slammed the door in their faces] Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was tryin' to tell us something?
- Squidward: [Bursting his head through the door, screaming] YES, I WAS! *You* call yourselves good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors *ever!* You don't deserve to wear those fezzes!
- [Takes off fezzes and stomps them into the ground]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Pat. Maybe President Squidward's right!
- Patrick Star: Yeah. I guess we aren't good neighbors after all.
- Squidward: [Exploding once more] NO, YOU AREN'T! You're *horrible* neighbors!
- [hyperventilates]
- Squidward: And STOP calling me President!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [despondent] Come on, let's go.
- Squidward: [forcing SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house] Alright, you two! OUT! And don't even *think* about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day! Or tomorrow, or next week!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, does that include...
- Squidward: YES, IT DOES!
- [slams door]
- Squidward: [from the "Good Neighbors" segment; realized the flyer he's holding] Hello?
- [switch to Squidward's POV at the flyer]
- Squidward: [reading] "Keep out intruders for good. New! Security System 5000. Free installation."
- [he starts to manically laugh as his idea to fool SpongeBob and Patrick commences]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick, trapped in Squidward's rampaging house, powered by the security system in place, ends the rampage by shutting down the security system, which lands right on Squidward as he tries to relax. He bursts up through the floor]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: President Squidward?
- Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all *my* fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if you'll be so kind as to leave, so I can get ready for work tomorrow.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. President...
- Squidward: Shush.
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward: But we just wanted to...
- Squidward: [screaming at SpongeBob and Patrick] *GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!*
- Security System: [Squidward plugs the security system in and it powers on] Security System activated
- [the main display shows the word ON]
- Squidward: Well that oughta do it
- [turns evil]
- Squidward: let's see those imbeciles try to get in here now.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [sadly] President Squidward?
- Squidward: Ahhh! What The?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: We here by like to present you with this delicious cake.
- Squidward: [reads the cake] Sorry for bugging you so much. What the? Security system help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Whats the matter with you?
- Security System: No threat detected.
- Squidward: [goes ballistic] Oh You infernal contraption! I'm going to ship you back to the scrap heap where you came from!
- Security System: Threat detected.
- [fires a laser zapping Squidward]
- Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
- [falls on the ground the cake flies out of SpongeBob's hands lands in the security system causing it to malfunction]
- Squidward: What's going on?
- Security System: Threat detected. Code Red! Code Red!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It's like a carnival ride.
- Squidward: Run For Your Lives!