- Betty Rubble: [after using judo on Fred] Help Barney! Call the police!
- Fred Flintstone: [to the audience] She needs the police?
- Barney Rubble: At least I don't have to hide under the bed if the prowler shows up!
- Fred Flintstone: Who said I did?
- Barney Rubble: Wilma told Betty.
- Fred Flintstone: She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed.
- Barney Rubble: And she couldn't. You were there first.
- Fred Flintstone: All right funny man, I'll prove to you you're wasting your money. Tonight, after you go to sleep, I'll sneak in dressed as a prowler. Then what'll you think your wife will do.
- Barney Rubble: She'll say 'hello Fred. Why steal it. Just borrow it as usual'.
- Wilma Flintstone: [after Betty is thrown by her judo teacher] Does it hurt?
- Betty Rubble: Only when I'm sitting. What hurts more is that I paid for ten lessons.
- Professor Rockimoto: Oh that for sure. That for very very dang sure.
- [laughs]
- The Prowler: [seeing Barney help Fred, whose dressed like a prowler, through a window] How do you like that? I never get that kind of co-operation when I rob a house.
- Betty Rubble: [on the phone with Wilma] So what did you do this time? Lesson number 5?
- [laughs]
- Barney Rubble: Oh boy. Poor Fred.
- Betty Rubble: I wish he'd come back here again. I like the practice.
- Wilma Flintstone: If Fred still wants to play prowler, I'll go along with the gag. Might as well play it to the hilt.
- [screams and unnerves the prowler]
- Fred Flintstone: [outside] If it is, I better notify his next of kin.
- The Prowler: [through the window] Hey buster. Call the cops!
- [Wilma drags him in and throws him around the house again]
- Fred Flintstone: Now ain't that a kick in the head!
- Betty Rubble: There's nothing to it. I get a stranglehold on your sleeve and throw you onto that pile of pillows over there.
- Wilma Flintstone: You mean that itty bitty pile way over there? Fred isn't going to like this.
- Betty Rubble: Relax, he won't care. You're getting my lessons for free.
- Wilma Flintstone: I don't think I'm gonna like it either.
- Barney Rubble: [Wilma's effortlessly tossing the prowler around, but everyone thinks it's Fred] Hey we better go over there and save Fred.
- Betty Rubble: Oh no, let him have fun scaring Wilma.
- Wilma Flintstone: [seeing Fred dressed as prowler] Aah! It is the prowler. Luckily, I have had judo lessons, which my chintzy husband didn't want to pay for. Ah, shiitake, ha!
- [kicks Fred across room]
- Wilma Flintstone: .