Robert 'Rusty' Stevens credited as playing...
Larry Mondello
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [Beaver is visiting Larry, and we find the boys in Larry's sister's bedroom] We shouldn't be in here, should we, Larry?
- Larry Mondello: It's all right. My sister's out. She went to the museum with a girlfriend.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Oh. Does she like museums?
- Larry Mondello: No, but my mother says she'll never get a man mopin' around the house.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Well, I've never been in a girl's room before.
- Larry Mondello: Not even your mother's?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [slightly annoyed] My mother's not a girl!
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [the boys explore the dressing table] Hey, Larry, what's this?
- Larry Mondello: My sister's always puttin' this junk on her hair, so it shouldn't be crummy.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's this, Larry?
- Larry Mondello: That's perfume, to make her smell good, and these are beauty cremes she's always smearin' on her face.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Boy, it sure is a lot of trouble bein' a girl.
- Larry Mondello: It is when you look like my sister.
- Larry Mondello: [Ward is escorting Larry downstairs, where his mother is waiting to scold him] Mr. Cleaver?
- Ward Cleaver: Yes?
- Larry Mondello: Is my sister here, too?
- Ward Cleaver: Yes, she's waiting in the car.
- Larry Mondello: That's good. Because I don't want her to see me get it.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [after Ward and Larry leave] Boy, and he is gonna get it, too.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah. And after he gets it, we're gonna get it.