- Edward Stratton III: He's only a year younger than you - what's the big difference?
- Ricky Stratton: Hey - one kid year is equal to ten adult years. Ask Lorne Greene!
- Ricky Stratton: That's a great bracelet - where'd you get it?
- Alfonso Spears: It's from Thailand; I lived there with my mom for the last two years.
- Kate Summers: Great primitive craftsmanship.
- Alfonso Spears: They give it away free with two Whoppers at the Bangkok Burger King.
- Ricky Stratton: Let's go upstairs, and play some more tapes.
- Alfonso Spears: I have the Go-Go's!
- Dexter Stuffins: Second door to your left.
- Kate Summers: You were a teenager once.
- Dexter Stuffins: Let's get one thing straight: I did go through the ages between 12 and 20, but I was never a teenager.
- Edward Stratton III: There are people who have celebrity friends, you know. I mean, I know Regis Philbin.
- Edward Stratton III: Sounds to me like you're a little more concerned with your reputation than you are with what Alfonso's going through.
- Ricky Stratton: Dad, don't make me feel guilty.
- Edward Stratton III: Well, I seem to remember a blond-haired kid who told his classmates that he was the voice of Scooby Doo.
- Alfonso Spears: You know, in years to come, we'll all look back at this and laugh... many, many years.
- Ricky Stratton: I thought we were gonna be friends.
- Alfonso Spears: You did?
- Ricky Stratton: Yeah, but friends have to be able to trust each other - so forget it.
- Alfonso Spears: I guess I never had a friend long enough to find that out.
- Ricky Stratton: Nobody's more mad at this guy than I am. But I know what he's goin' through - I mean, I moved around a lot, too. I never felt like I belonged to anyplace until I got here.