Bea Benaderet: Blanche Morton

Quotes 

• Jill Kelly : Hey! There wasn't any candy in this drum, and now we can't play it!

  Harry Morton : Then you'll just have to play something else.

  Jill Kelly : Okay.

  [to her sisters] 

  Jill Kelly : Let's play follow the leader. Poke the elephant!

  [pokes Harry] 

  Linda Kelly : Poke the elephant!

  [pokes Harry] 

  Jeri Kelly : Poke the elephant!

  [stomps on Harry's foot] 

  Harry Morton : Blanche, we are NOT going to your parents' for Christmas.

  Blanche Morton : I know... they're coming here. Poke the elephant!

  [pokes Harry and leaves] 

• Blanche Morton : Harry, how would you feel about us going to my parents' for Christmas?

  [Harry looks at her] 

  Blanche Morton : Don't you DARE think a thing like that with children around!