Psych (TV Series)

Weekend Warriors (2006)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

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• Henry Spencer : The truth, Shawn. You're not really my son, are you? Because I gave you a watch with the inscription "Don't Lose", and what is the first thing that you do?

  Shawn Spencer : I lose the watch.

  Henry Spencer : You lose the watch.

  Shawn Spencer : Well, here's a newsflash, Dad. My birthday wasn't yesterday, okay? It was four months ago.

  Henry Spencer : Yeah, well, here's a newsflash for you, kid. After you were born, it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started ticking.

• Henry Spencer : For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Who?

  Young Gus : Isaac Newton. Third law of motion.

  Henry Spencer : And how does that apply to the nature of man? Anyone? Shawn?

  Young Shawn : You push. They push back.

  Henry Spencer : Correct. Why?

  Young Shawn : Because man is a stupid creature who would rather fight than use his brain.

  Henry Spencer : And what idiot said that?

  Young Gus , Young Shawn : You did.

• [a jeweller is suggesting inscriptions for Shawn's pocketwatch] 

  Henry Spencer : "Love, Dad"? Yeah, well, why don't you just write, "Kissy, kissy"?